Just for fun

[Choccyfan72]

Has anyone overhead or been involved in a funny conversion, or you're dying not to laugh?



I start :
I'm SW doing image therapy,

Consultant,) wow Rachel you lost 5 and half pounds this week, how did you manage that?
Me,) I have to be honest, it was the heartache diet this week.
Lady in sw) I thought we were doing slimming world?
Consultant,) of course I don't recommend the heartache diet, I hope you be okay etc etc.
Lady in sw,) no I don't like the heartache diet neither as I can't stand beetroot!!

The room went quiet..... :-D xx
Any1 else have a amusing story?
SORRY IF THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE

 

[Choccyfan72]

My next door neighbour, told me that she doesn't allow her son out after a certain time because you can't be to careful of all the necrophilia going on!!

 

[skinnybodyc]

LOL . i can never remember anything funny to say when im asked and i do have a weird sense of humor and laught at things others dont find funny

 

[Choccyfan72]

Yes me too, been a few close encounters in club.

 

[toochunkyandiknowit]

I heard my brother in law taking a call at my mum in laws house, her phone has caller ID so he checked who was calling and said "Errm, Mum it's Wit Held who's that?" Made me chuckle!