Modern Fairy Tale For Girls

[Emma_2008]

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us girls when we were little:

Once upon a time​

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in a land far away,​

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a beautiful, independent,​

self-assured princess​

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happened upon a frog as she sat​

contemplating ecological issues​

on the shores of an unpolluted pond​

in a verdant meadow near her castle.​

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap​

and said: ' Elegant Lady,​

I was once a handsome prince,​

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.​

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One kiss from you, however,​

and I will turn back​

into the dapper, young prince that I am​

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and then, my sweet, we can marry​

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and set up house​

In your castle​

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with my mother,​

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where you can​

prepare my meals,​

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clean my clothes,​

bear my children,​

Walk my dog​

And attend to my every need​

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forever you will feel​

grateful and happy doing so. '​

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That night,​

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as the princess dined sumptuously​

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on lightly sauteed frog legs​

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seasoned in a white wine​

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and onion cream sauce,​

she sipped her chilled​

crisp wine​

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Chuckled​

and thought to herself:​

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I don't f**in' think so.​

Sorry to all the Fella's lol

 

[Mini]

Poor frog:cry: