chomp
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This is the last thread I will start today, I don't want to get eyerolled at for being over enthusiastic!
This is a transcript of a conversation with my 5 year old niece and 2 year old Nephew.
I may have taken liberty with my name.
Never tell children you are dieting.
Niece: "Do you want a crisp Aunty Chomp?"
Me: "No thank you, I'm on a diet!"
Niece: "Why are you on a diet?"
Me: "Because I want to lose some of my fat?"
Niece: "What will you do with the rest of it?"
Me: "Well, okay I want to lose all my fat!"
Niece: "Are you too fat for pop too?" (asked while kind of proffering me a purple fruit shoot)
Me: "Yes, I can't drink that."
Niece: "Are you too fat for..." (Thinks) "Sprouts?"
Me: "No I can eat those.."
(This goes on for some time, she learns I'm too fat for biscuits, chicken nuggets and wotsits but I'm okay with cucumber and sweetcorn).
Niece: "Are you to fat to do this?!" (she then does a 'hand stand' that small children do lifting one leg up)
Me: "Sigh"
(Nephew walks in while Niece is in mid sentance and attempts to clumsily copy his sisters 'hand stand')
Nephew: "Aunty Chomp TOO FAT TOO FAT FATTY TOO FAT HAHAHA
(Cue exit, deep breathing and not knowing whether to laugh or cry hahahaha)
This is a transcript of a conversation with my 5 year old niece and 2 year old Nephew.
I may have taken liberty with my name.
Never tell children you are dieting.
Niece: "Do you want a crisp Aunty Chomp?"
Me: "No thank you, I'm on a diet!"
Niece: "Why are you on a diet?"
Me: "Because I want to lose some of my fat?"
Niece: "What will you do with the rest of it?"
Me: "Well, okay I want to lose all my fat!"
Niece: "Are you too fat for pop too?" (asked while kind of proffering me a purple fruit shoot)
Me: "Yes, I can't drink that."
Niece: "Are you too fat for..." (Thinks) "Sprouts?"
Me: "No I can eat those.."
(This goes on for some time, she learns I'm too fat for biscuits, chicken nuggets and wotsits but I'm okay with cucumber and sweetcorn).
Niece: "Are you to fat to do this?!" (she then does a 'hand stand' that small children do lifting one leg up)
Me: "Sigh"
(Nephew walks in while Niece is in mid sentance and attempts to clumsily copy his sisters 'hand stand')
Nephew: "Aunty Chomp TOO FAT TOO FAT FATTY TOO FAT HAHAHA
(Cue exit, deep breathing and not knowing whether to laugh or cry hahahaha)
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