Pets names

blue_grapefruit

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After learning that flirty has a goldfish called Liam (?) i am interested in what you have named your pets!

My cats are called:
Alonso and Schumi (after the F1 drivers)
Flint (Cos she's grey)
Harvey (After a Harvey Wallbanger Cocktail)

My huge suckerfish is called Gollum, my loverfish are called Bev and Sharon, and i dont name the rest of my fish cos i cant tell the difference between them!

What about your babies? what have you named your pets? xxxxx
 
We had 3 goldfish called liam, Liam, and Liam ... after my son Liam of course ... but then Liam died - big funeral service in the bathroom with us all singing a hymn and Liam (my son) saying a few words about him. Must admit when Liam dies .. he didn't quite get the same level of service ..... and Liam's still alive.

Then we have Craig the cat ...
Marty the cat ...
Carla the kitten ....

Barbara or Babs as she likes to be called the hamster ...

and Badger the rabbit.
 
Bev hun, hate to tell you, but you are WEIRD!
 
Our pets have identity problems ... the rabbit tries to make love to the cats ... the hamster attacks the rabbit. The cats bring in mice and let them go - because they are told they have to be kind to Babs the hamster ..... anyone know a psychoanalyst for pets????
 
SANDY! Don't speak like that. BAD WOMAN!
 
i have a dog called Toza
he is Lhasa Apso, but the person who had him (briefly) b4 me thought he was a Lhasa Atso, hence Toza a rearangement of Atso. We liked it so didn't rename him
xx
 
No pets at the moment but in the past i've had cats called

Morgan
Wolfie - After the character in Citizen Smith
Box Car Betty
Pickles - Sour Temper
Baldrick
Marmaduke K Kitten (Kevin to his friends) - along with Baldrick my favourite cat ever. Small in stature, lacking in teeth due to eating too much chocolate. But full of love for everyone.
Laurence TattyBogal
Hitler - not a PC name i know but she had a little black bit under her nose that looked like a mustache.
Beatle - all white with a black patch on her head that resembled a Beatles wig
Linda *****
and countless others that i forget the names of but are now in Kitty heaven.
 
I have a dog called Candy. Shes a rescue dog so I didn't name her. The RSPCA workers called her that because she is so sweet but shes actually a cheeky madam.
 
I have a dog called Indie:cool:
 
We had 3 goldfish called liam, Liam, and Liam ... after my son Liam of course ... but then Liam died - big funeral service in the bathroom with us all singing a hymn and Liam (my son) saying a few words about him. Must admit when Liam dies .. he didn't quite get the same level of service ..... and Liam's still alive.
Reckon that's the best way with goldfish.
I have considered using the same system with the children...so much simpler & can shout at all 3 at the same time.
and Badger the rabbit.
this is a coincidence. We have a friend who had a hamster called Badger!

Bev hun, hate to tell you, but you are WEIRD!
that's ok B-G. she already knows!

Dont like animals :mad:

Have only ever had a goldfish... damn thing lived 15 years
shame on you!!1:eek::cry:

Our pets have identity problems ... the rabbit tries to make love to the cats ... the hamster attacks the rabbit. The cats bring in mice and let them go - because they are told they have to be kind to Babs the hamster ..... anyone know a psychoanalyst for pets????

your animals are fine...it's poor starlight who needs the help:rolleyes:

No pets at the moment but in the past i've had cats called

Baldrick... like it
Marmaduke K Kitten (Kevin to his friends) ...a name with panache
Laurence TattyBogal..love it
Hitler - not a PC name i know but she had a little black bit under her nose that looked like a mustache...aren't the non pc ones the best though? actually when I was a child my father had an african mask on the wall. he put red tiddly winks on paper inside the eyes to make it really creepy & it was known as Enoch. ( not sure if you are old enough to remember enoch powell...if not ask granny)
.

You could call him Toza the Posa?
:happy096::rotflmao::rotflmao:

We have adopted a confused hand reared sheep. Lucy thinks she's a dog & bounces up to play with our real dogs whenever she sees them. she also plays football!

We are currently looking after some dexter (miniture)cattle for a friend & the kids have named the new-born calf Little voldy. ( as in voldemort....a 7 day old baby cow! I ask you!KIDS:mad:)

the chickens are generally banal eg

matilda,
starlight (oops, just realised. hope she doesn't read this. It's pure co-incidence, but she might suspect...)
Goldie ( cockerel)

to the odd eg

Mini-egg
tinsel
echo



to the surreal
MOUND ( What warped mind calls a hen 'Mound?')


oh & the slugs that come out & have parties in the sitting room at night are all called Freddie.
 
Our pets have identity problems ... the rabbit tries to make love to the cats ... the hamster attacks the rabbit. The cats bring in mice and let them go - because they are told they have to be kind to Babs the hamster ..... anyone know a psychoanalyst for pets????

Well now you mention it...........

I took my dog to see a vet who's a behavioural specialist because he's a nutter - the dog, not the vet (I think :rolleyes:). He was diagnosed with Hyperviligence disorder - doggie equivalent to ADD!!!

His name is Macca.

Our other dogs are called Tess, Sammy & Hamish.

My brother's cats are Daphne & Velma (from Scooby Doo)
 
I have a gerbil called Luigi, (her sister was called Bowser)
I have a rat called Mario (her sister was called Princess Peach)
I have a rabbit called Vinnie, like Vinnie Jones, cos hes well hard..
I have a chinchilla called Bella (We didnt pick that one).. But we call her Chi Chi.. and she seems to answer to it..
And two cats.. One called Othello, and the other called Macbeth..

x x x
 
In my time:

Cats:
Oscar
Joy (Came with the name Joey..)
Bagpuss
Smwt
Flint
Harvey
Murphy

Rabbits:
Noddy
Hobo
Molly
Ziggy
Shane

Guinea Pig:
Quaver (Had him cos i got distinction in my guitar exam)

Hamsters:
Cherry Brandy,
Gino Ginelli,
Charlie

Budgie:
Billy-Jo
 
Cats cats and more cats for me...

Names have been

Mackintosh
Burberry (a posh Mackintosh)
Pollyanna and Daisymay
Jake & Elwood (the Blues Brothers)
Sophie & Viennah (they came with those names!)
 
Well I have the fabulous Ruby(cat!)

In the past we had a mad dog called Max
A dog named Judy

I also at some point had a hamster called fudgeand a goldfish whose name escapes me....Memory goes with age
 
Lovin these names! I have two cats one is called Benson but also gets called Pooky, wookers, wooky pook, fat boy, dookers and responds to all of them! My other is called Molly who quickly became Molly B(not sure where the B came from!) But she gets called Lu Lu (mainly) Foo Foo, lula, Foo foo trixabelle, Do Do, Mol - oh! and little ***** occasionally (tortie breed you see!) LOL but she also responds to all of them!!
 
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