Quotations, observations, just for fun

[Freedom Pass]

“O That This Too Solid Flesh Would Melt”

Shakespeare, Hamlet

The problem's been around for a while then

 

[CheeseGirl]

"I keep losing weight, but it keeps finding me again" - some comedienne from the 80s but can't remember her name

 

[ceridwen]

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
Orson Welles

 

[Freedom Pass]

[h=4]You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.[/h]

 

[Freedom Pass]

[h=4]Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants.[/h]

 

[Paulinegin]

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
Orson Welles

LOL!

P x

 

[Elisheba]

That is funny.
Thank you .

 

[CheeseGirl]

I'm on the gin & tonic diet - I'VE ALREADY LOST 2 DAYS! (unknown)

 

[Roosephus]

I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it? ~Author Unknown~

 

[jan9209]

My body is like a temple, takes a week to walk round
Author Jan

 

[CheeseGirl]

Happiness is...not having to buy your clothes at the shop where they only sell 3 sizes: Jumbo, Husky and Oh My God, It's Moving Towards Us

 

[Freedom Pass]

“In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.”
- Stephen Phillips

 

[Freedom Pass]

“I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.”
- Jane Wagner

 

[Paulinegin]

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. George Best

 

[minnie_me]

"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever" ~Author Unknown~

 

[dukannotsofatty]

A second on the lips a lifetime on the hips LOL

 

[dukannotsofatty]

I'm not overweight.......I'm under tall.

 

[LittlestWookie]

I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk!

 

[ellie1969]

Little pickers wear big knickers

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[scooter]

Failing to plan is planning to fail