Reminds me of my first week working at the local high school when a Year 10 came up to the office and announced 'Miss S sent me here because I'm having a baby.' Turns out she had come to collect the 'fake baby' kit they take home as part of their Childcare studies, but I can tell you there was a 'pregnant pause' before I said 'Rigggghhht,' whilst I was thinking 'Oh s**t, why me?'