Things you will never say on your deathbed...

[TwoPoundsPerWeek]

"Yeah, help yourself to my shoe and bag collection. It's just stuff."

"WHY didn't I go see Riverdance when I had the chance?!"

"Bring me my copies of "Crossroads" and "From Justin to Kelly."

"Does this hospice gown make me look hippy?"

"Pull my finger."

 

[Mrs Depp]

Does my breath smell?

Is my hair okay?

Can you bring me a copy of War and Peace next time you visit?