DQ
Queen of the Damned
Woman and ManA woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, coldMonday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished butamazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're aman. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars,there's nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be asign from God that we should meet and be friends and live togetherin peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn'tbreak. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half thebottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back tothe man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're aman. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars,there's nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be asign from God that we should meet and be friends and live togetherin peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn'tbreak. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half thebottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back tothe man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them.
