natalieann
Silver Member
ill start off with some of my bits
1-when you walk around with baby sick on you and think oh well theres more to come, and just wipe it off
2-when i havent got my pram at the bus stop i still stand and rock, and get some funny looks
3-when telling my cats off i call them all my kids names first before thier own
4-when my 5 year old started school many times i panicked and shouted george thinking hes wondered off before realising he wasnt there
now for the things they have said that made me cringe
1- when my girl was 4, shes now 7 she was talking to a lady at the bus stop who had a big hairy mole on her lip, so leah said, 'ewwwwww youve got a biggggggggg spot on your face', peered at it very close then said 'its horribleeeeeeeeee'
oh the shame, i almost died on the spot, i said im so sorry but she just said 'its ok kids are honest!!' but she didnt look happy
2- my son was 4 now 5 was walking home from nursery just behind me a little, he found a big stick, but came running down the street shouting 'mummy look look ive got a big dick, ive got a big dick' people stared and i went bright red and corrected him, to which he said 'yes i said that mummy, a big dick' oh the shame!!!!
3- my son again same age as before, was sat in meadowhall eating his dinner in the massive dining hall, which was packed, theres a massive hugh clock on the wall, he noticed it and kept shouting 'mummy look at the big c*ck' again the shame
4- also when he was 3 he loved my boobs, always trying to put his hand down my top when i picked him up, one day one the buss sat on my knee, he jumped in and jiggled his hand between them, i told him and said no thats naughty, so he just said loudly but 'but i like your big boobies' lol i got a lots of ggigles on the bus that day
5- a few weeks back we were at a pram stall, talking to the lady owner, who is a larger lady herself, and my little girl just said out of the blue, 'your fat' the lady said pardon ' so she said it again' i went ballistic, at her, told her im shocked she would even be like that to someone after mummy being bigger before, i kept saying sorry to the lady, i felt terrible, she said it was ok but being there myself before i knew it wasnt, she was visiably upset, as was i, when we got home, i had a word with her about how its nasty etc, asking her where shed learned that, than i realised, her father used to call it me all the time, grrrrrrrrrrrr so glad we not together anymore
mind you looking back at the last 3 things ive written about my son, im a bit worried about him lmao
anyway just for fun for a change, add yours and lets see what other things have made us mummys and daddys want to die on the spot :4633:
ive now got a 10 month old and have it all to come again
1-when you walk around with baby sick on you and think oh well theres more to come, and just wipe it off
2-when i havent got my pram at the bus stop i still stand and rock, and get some funny looks
3-when telling my cats off i call them all my kids names first before thier own
4-when my 5 year old started school many times i panicked and shouted george thinking hes wondered off before realising he wasnt there
now for the things they have said that made me cringe
1- when my girl was 4, shes now 7 she was talking to a lady at the bus stop who had a big hairy mole on her lip, so leah said, 'ewwwwww youve got a biggggggggg spot on your face', peered at it very close then said 'its horribleeeeeeeeee'
oh the shame, i almost died on the spot, i said im so sorry but she just said 'its ok kids are honest!!' but she didnt look happy
2- my son was 4 now 5 was walking home from nursery just behind me a little, he found a big stick, but came running down the street shouting 'mummy look look ive got a big dick, ive got a big dick' people stared and i went bright red and corrected him, to which he said 'yes i said that mummy, a big dick' oh the shame!!!!
3- my son again same age as before, was sat in meadowhall eating his dinner in the massive dining hall, which was packed, theres a massive hugh clock on the wall, he noticed it and kept shouting 'mummy look at the big c*ck' again the shame
4- also when he was 3 he loved my boobs, always trying to put his hand down my top when i picked him up, one day one the buss sat on my knee, he jumped in and jiggled his hand between them, i told him and said no thats naughty, so he just said loudly but 'but i like your big boobies' lol i got a lots of ggigles on the bus that day
5- a few weeks back we were at a pram stall, talking to the lady owner, who is a larger lady herself, and my little girl just said out of the blue, 'your fat' the lady said pardon ' so she said it again' i went ballistic, at her, told her im shocked she would even be like that to someone after mummy being bigger before, i kept saying sorry to the lady, i felt terrible, she said it was ok but being there myself before i knew it wasnt, she was visiably upset, as was i, when we got home, i had a word with her about how its nasty etc, asking her where shed learned that, than i realised, her father used to call it me all the time, grrrrrrrrrrrr so glad we not together anymore
mind you looking back at the last 3 things ive written about my son, im a bit worried about him lmao
anyway just for fun for a change, add yours and lets see what other things have made us mummys and daddys want to die on the spot :4633:
ive now got a 10 month old and have it all to come again
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