¡¡ʎǝuɹnoɾ s,ǝpuolqǝǝzʇıp - same old, same old!

[Quak]

I was hoping Jim was my secret santa and was just going to arrive with a bow around his neck

 

[ditzeeblonde]

pmsl Bren... who knows he could be waiting at the Post Office, just don't send the misses to pick it up!

 

[Quak]

She used to be in the RAF - strong constitution lol (except when it comes to having a cold of course)

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Reckon she'd be ok then!

 

[ladyfelsham]

Anyway, I know he has lost loads of weight - but kinda hard to wrap?

 

[Quak]

No Susie - just the bow lol

 

[ditzeeblonde]

And some of Waters fake tan!

 

[ladyfelsham]

Is it me or are we going to frighten the living bejeezus out of him in March?

 

[Quak]

More than likely either that or we will all be soooooo shy we won't say boo to a goose.....................NOT!

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Reckon he'll handle himself just fine... he's ex miliraty & a rugger bugger! May take more than a few whiskeys tho!

 

[ladyfelsham]

Just have to shackle him so he can't run away hehe

 

[Quak]

I will bring the ones I use to get the missus to do the ironing in

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Just have to shackle him so he can't run away hehe

To whom?

 

[ladyfelsham]

Vicky, has to be

 

[ditzeeblonde]

My thoughts exactly!

 

[Eclipse]

Shackles in March? What have I missed here, while wallowing in self pity??

Sounds very much like an Agatha Christie novel, or a Midsummers Murder thingy x

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Don't be wisping misses!!

Jim, naked in fake tan with a bow tie shackled to Miss Vicky! How on earth did that all come about?

Hows the voddie? x

 

[ladyfelsham]

Sounds very much like a Midsummers Murder thingy x

Actually, now is probably the time to tell you all that I've been voted on to the Midsomer Murder Society committee - yeehah!

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Oh yeah... yr like a celebrity! x

 

[Eclipse]

Don't be wisping misses!!

Its been a long road honey, coming to the end now, I hope x

Jim, naked in fake tan with a bow tie shackled to Miss Vicky! How on earth did that all come about?

I couldn't tell you, and I don't know how I missed it, but can I still join in, or is it too late?

Hows the voddie? x

Voddie is going down very nicely darling, just hope it keeps flowing x x