Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

[DaveP]

I have a BSc in Computer Science. Have either of you had a butchers at the book in my signiture? It will give you an idea of the sort of writing I like. The sort where you get a lost style (boom boom) at the end of a chapter.

 

[BlackRose]

Firstly -so sorry to hear about your nephew -I can completely understand why you'd pour that into your work -its a way of purging the pain I suppose. I'd love to see some of your stuff RD -and Dave - I think you got my pm about your book didn't ya? lol - TIME! I need time I tell ya!

 

[BlackRose]

ok..i dare someone to write a poem right now! In their next post. GO ON!!!!!

 

[DaveP]

Sorry BR I was distracted when writing that post. A poem you say:

Here I sit my office
Thinking about BR's dare
My boss is starting to boo and hiss
But I really dont care

Shall I do this poem?
Do it on a whim?
Complain there's no other men
On the LL board on Minimin?

 

[BlackRose]

a ha says rose to dave's complaint
Trying to muster some self restraint
i'm hungry but maybe thats best
suffering makes poetry she says in jest

There are blokes to be found
Though thin on the ground
and surely its good
that you're an out numbered dude

cus when we all lose our weight
and are all lookin great
we'll remember cool dave
OUr minimins fave!

lmao

 

[Russiandoll]

I wandered lonely as a carb
that floats on by from plate to plate
a dreaded hook with shank and barb
to seal the wary dieter's fate.
Beside the fish, beneath the peas
their purpose is to taunt and tease.


Owzat??

 

[DaveP]

I like the limericks though

There was a man called Dave P
Who was sick of being a fatty
He got irrate
Lost loads of weight
And now he can see his willy

 

[DaveP]

Dave loves all the girls
But his fat made them hurl
He lost the chub
Went into a club
And gave his new figure a whirl

 

[Russiandoll]

Like your limericks eh?

DaveP really makes RD giggle
but laughing out loud makes her jiggle
Just wait til she's thinner
she'll walk like a winner
with no more wobble - just wiggle

 

[Russiandoll]

High-brow literature eh?? lol

 

[DaveP]

Obviously high brow stuff. Lets try something more intelllegent.............

My counsellor says no food
But when we are out I'm not a fun dude
I try n sneak a kebab
From Nicolay the arab
And it puts me in a good mood


NOT for those who want to stick tot eh programme mind you.

 

[Russiandoll]

You definitely should have done an English degree ... you'd have fitter right in with the rest of us nutters!

 

[DaveP]

Yeh should have. Especially seeing as I can recite shakespeare no problem.

 

[DaveP]

Oh and I read the Great Gatsby for fun.

 

[Russiandoll]

I read 'Heat' and 'Closer'

 

[DaveP]

I read heat. Everytime it come sout I ready it. And everytime I find roy and Kel.

 

[Russiandoll]

What an intellectual pair we are!

 

[BlackRose]

this has made me laugh so so much. I suppose this answer should really be a wee limerick about it hahaha...well I certainly got what I asked for didn't I?

btw -RD -your dieters ode to 'daffodils' is just wonderful! Who'd have though that hunger would breed creativity. lol

 

[Russiandoll]

Thanks BR - although I don't think Wordsworth has much to worry about!
I'm enjoying this thread lots!

 

[DaveP]

Ahhh its a special thread. Its like our own little club!