Devon Dolce
1lb at a time!
Got me a Northern Boy already hun, but you're first in line if this one goes pear-shaped
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Chat up lines. Do they actually work?
- Thread starter Maximus
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Got me a Northern Boy already hun, but you're first in line if this one goes pear-shaped
xxx
fillymum
synful soul
Be careful what you wish for DD you might get it !!!!!Got me a Northern Boy already hun, but you're first in line if this one goes pear-shaped
Maximus
Gold Member
fillymum
synful soul
Thanks ma!
Pleasure baby boy........mumsie loves yer!!!:lilkiss:
Potatogirl
There is only now
I was in a bar with a friend once and a lad I vaguely knew came to chat....after the niceties...
"Can I just ask...? When you're in bed at night do you sleep on your tummy?"
Not..in my naivety realising it was a chat up...I said "em...no?" and looked puzzled.
Then he said so very sincerely...
"Can I?"
It was kinda sweet but also seemed INCREDIBLY DESPERATE...which I think most chat up lines are. I have never heard a woman deliver one but they can be really funny and although this one was cheese on a stick I thought it was hilarious.
"Can I just ask...? When you're in bed at night do you sleep on your tummy?"
Not..in my naivety realising it was a chat up...I said "em...no?" and looked puzzled.
Then he said so very sincerely...
"Can I?"
It was kinda sweet but also seemed INCREDIBLY DESPERATE...which I think most chat up lines are. I have never heard a woman deliver one but they can be really funny and although this one was cheese on a stick I thought it was hilarious.
Maximus
Gold Member
Oh you should have killed the moment even more by asking him "Why would you want to sleep on your own tummy?"
That ought to have done it!
fillymum
synful soul
Rubbish !!!! I am an old crone and still get chatted up........mind you they are normally on zimmer frames
dudette2001uk
I will be a Princess!
Potatogirl...firstly I love your avatar! Sheldon is fab, lol!
Secondly...that chat up line is terrible! the ploor would have got a scathing look and a disapproving tut from me for that one xx
Secondly...that chat up line is terrible! the ploor would have got a scathing look and a disapproving tut from me for that one
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