Well to compare:-
Wags dont work long hours in shi**tty jobs - I do
Wags dont do housework - I do
Wags dont go to asda - I do
Wags dont do ironing - I do
Wags dont run around after kids - I do
Wags dont shop in Prixmark - I do
Wags dont do bargain breaks - I do
Wags dont have split ends - I do
etc etc
Now who has no brains!!