Autumn,
Today at work was tough, I won't lie.
Folk bringing in & buying chocolates. Stuffing their faces whilst saying "you can really see you've lost weight Ian"!
Aye, and I can see that I'm going to rip your arms off and batter you to death with them if I'm forced to see strawberry creams in your mouth whilst you talk to me again!
I'm a patient man(!) but fish'n'chip-gate sent me over the edge.
"What the f*** are you doing? Can you not eat that in the canteen rather than stink the place out?" I asked. Politely. Kind of.
"Just cos you're on your soups" was the response. Grinning.
"You'll end up f***ing wearing that. A***hole" I suggested. Obviously not taking the desired bait. At all. Not me. Uh uh.
Still I didn't cave in. I survived. So did they. Double win