spangles
Bouncy Castle
So I was trotting down the road to the station just now, and this bloke pulls over ahead of me and gets out of his car. He's a rockabilly type I've seen around a few times over the last few years, and lives in the caretaker's house of a small university building opposite the end of my road - I assume he is the caretaker. Anyway, like I say, I've seen him around to nod to, and I knew he fancied me. That sounds awful, no? But it was obvious.
So he says hi, and said could he give me a lift - fortunately I was only 30secs from the station, and then he starts going on about how much he fancies me, and he likes bigger girls and how he thinks about me loads even though he knows he shouldn't because the night he first saw me he'd just started seeing the woman he's now married to. and I was smiling nervously... And he asked me if I was a pin up model or a burlesque act! Anyway, in the end I had to say something, so I said something like: it was very flattering, I was married too, and some things aren't meant to be, but we can enjoy the excitement of thinking of them.
So! On the one hand. Nice, flattering etc. On the other it felt a leeetle bit stalky, IYKWIM. ho hum. Still - off to selfridges now to reward myself for stone two and stone three!
So he says hi, and said could he give me a lift - fortunately I was only 30secs from the station, and then he starts going on about how much he fancies me, and he likes bigger girls and how he thinks about me loads even though he knows he shouldn't because the night he first saw me he'd just started seeing the woman he's now married to. and I was smiling nervously... And he asked me if I was a pin up model or a burlesque act! Anyway, in the end I had to say something, so I said something like: it was very flattering, I was married too, and some things aren't meant to be, but we can enjoy the excitement of thinking of them.
So! On the one hand. Nice, flattering etc. On the other it felt a leeetle bit stalky, IYKWIM. ho hum. Still - off to selfridges now to reward myself for stone two and stone three!