Nothing tastes as good as being slim feels...
jfc Silver Member 28 July 2006 #24 If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush
jfc Silver Member 28 July 2006 #25 The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook
jfc Silver Member 28 July 2006 #26 No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office
jfc Silver Member 28 July 2006 #27 Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good
jfc Silver Member 28 July 2006 #29 I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu
jfc Silver Member 28 July 2006 #31 It's not women's fault that diets don't work. It's not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom.
It's not women's fault that diets don't work. It's not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom.
jfc Silver Member 28 July 2006 #36 The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.
jfc Silver Member 28 July 2006 #37 I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people
jfc Silver Member 28 July 2006 #39 My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it
jfc Silver Member 28 July 2006 #40 Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter
