'F' odes for Isobel!

[wannabeminime]

I thought you may be missing the letter F a lot by now, so here's a selection of tongue twisters to remind you how it looks;

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Fat frogs flying past fast.

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.


Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets.

The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.

Try fat flat flounders.

Fran feeds fish fresh fish food.

Few free fruit flies fly from flames.

False Frank fled Flo Friday.

Four free-flow pipes flow freely.

A fat-free fruit float.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
Seven smart fellows,they felt smart.
Eight smart fellows, they felt smart.
Nine smart fellows, they felt smart.
Ten smart fellows, they felt smart!


And finally;

I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck your fig's 'til the fig plucker comes.

 

[MadamDotty]

LOL - good job you typed all that out though, would have looked plain phreaky if Isobel had done it

BTW I couldnt' say half of those

 

[sonkie]

lmao........

 

[wannabeminime]

Just copied and pasted MD, but its the thought that counts! I love the phig plucker one, hehe!

 

[flirty40greeneyes]

PMSL Bex!!!! Phantastic!!!!!

 

[Isobel1965]

Phrankly, I pheel phlippin phurtive now pholks phabricate phaceticious and phacile phables, phalling phoul oph the phallacy that this pharce oph a phaltering pc is phanatically phascinating.

Pheasibly, my pheckless and phatuous phixture is pheted as a phlaky and phlamboyant yet phorlorn phortitude!!


Right - that's enough oph that (oh bugger - did it again!)



LMTO!!!!

Thanks phor the larph, Bex!!

xxxxxx

 

[Summerskye]

My brain hurts!!! :silly:

 

[Starlight]

Your posts really just arent going to be the same when you get that f key back Isobel lol

 

[Karen]

phuck me...this thread is FFFFreaky. i bet when u get ur F fixed u'll instinctively PH instead. hehe!

 

[Isis]

My brain hurts!!! :silly:

Mine tooo!!!!!....LMAO

 

[Isobel1965]

LOL!

xxxxxx

 

[wannabeminime]

Phrankly, I pheel phlippin phurtive now pholks phabricate phaceticious and phacile phables, phalling phoul oph the phallacy that this pharce oph a phaltering pc is phanatically phascinating.

Pheasibly, my pheckless and phatuous phixture is pheted as a phlaky and phlamboyant yet phorlorn phortitude!!


Right - that's enough oph that (oh bugger - did it again!)



LMTO!!!!

Thanks phor the larph, Bex!!

xxxxxx

Cor, reading that was a struggle! ROFLMAO!!

Glad you enjoyed it!!
xx

 

[natayou]

phlippin eck my heads spinning

 

[sonkie]

Phantastic, phlipping , phunny .........omg im phecking in phits of laughter here .....!

 

[EllieG]

Phantastic