Funny things kids say.....

[Annie68]

We had an episode with my 3 year old daughter this afternoon. I got her paints out for her to play with and typically she ended up with it up to her armpits. I asked how did you get paint so far up your arms.. she said, Daddy did it. I said that Daddy wasn't even in the room. she said, he came downstairs, painted her arms, and then went back upstairs again before I could see what he'd done and told him off.

My god, she's only 3!!

During the summer it rained one afternoon. She got her wellies out and wanted to play splashing in the puddles. By the time she was ready, the puddle had dried up. She stood in the garden crying and said that the sun had drunk her special puddle and she wasn't happy.

My now 23 yr old daughter was walking through the park in spring when she was about 4 yrs old and said to my mum... oh look nanny, someone coloured all the trees in, wasn't that nice. She was talking about the blossom.. bless her

 

[loobylou]

When my eldest (whos 20 now) was 10 he was staying the night at his Nans, as he was comingt down the stairs he slipped down the last couple, his Nan asked him if he was ok and what had happened, he went on to tell her that it was his Dads fault, his Nan told him that she hadn't realised that his dad was there and was told that his dad wasn't here but he had been thinking about his dad who had told him off earlier in the day and it made him slip down the stairs. Kids hey. xxx

 

[Kitteh]

When I was 17 I lived with my auntie, uncle and their 8 year old daughter for a few months. Anyway one day my auntie told me that her daughter Michelle was talking about what she wanted to be when she grew up in school. Her mum asked what Michelle had said and she replied "I want to be a spinster like my cousin Carol" Cheek! she's in her 30's now and still get embarrassed when I tease her about it!

LMAO..!!!!!!!!!!! love it carol

x x

 

[Minders]

I was once on a plane and in the seats in front of me was a mother and her little boy, probably about 5 or 6 years old. The boy was looking with great interest out the window and said "Mommy, are those the clouds down there?", to which she replied, yes they are. And he looked all around out the window quite puzzled and finally said, "Then why can't I see Jesus?"

LOL!! I can't remember what her reply was but you could hear an expectant silence all around us while the other passengers waited to hear how she was going to get herself out of that one!! :8855:

 

[princessria]

My 4 year old seems to be adjusting to me and husband splitting up very well. The other evening the 4 year old said "Mummy, you're brown"
"Yes darling I am"
"Sophia and Isabella are brown too"
"Yep darling"
"And me and Darbi are brown too"
"Yes, you are - very clever sweetheart"
"But Daddy isn't brown - he's Chinese, the same colour as Barbie!"

I almost wet myself laughing, and I couldn't stop long enough to explain to her that Daddy wasn't chinese, just white! :giggle:

hahaha thats made my morning kids are dead funny lmao

 

[sonban]

This is a story my 8 year old daughter wrote for me on my birthday:

The story was called Birthday Mayhem

It was the 20th of July 2008 and mummy was very upset. Megan was eating her coco pops, daddy was drinking his coffee, Ethan was on his way down the stairs and Ellie and Keira were still in bed. It was also mummys 31st birthday but everyone forgot.

Mummy got really upset and went for some privicy in her bedroom and thought to her self "I feel so old".

But soon mummy came back down the stairs then went to the shops. But the kids and daddy were getting something ready!

A few mins later mummy came back home to a nice surprise party.

The end...

On the last page is a picture of megan with a speech bubble saying "mum your old but you are young inside" and a picture of me saying "thank you megan". Lol kids

 

[Mrs V]

Awwww, thats tugged a few heart strings!!! Bless!!!!

 

[mommyB]

My eldest daughter when she was younger asked for a new tissue cos her was full of nose runs

 

[Mrs Depp]

LMAO..!!!!!!!!!!! love it carol

x x

She always was a cheeky so and so Cat lol!

This is a story my 8 year old daughter wrote for me on my birthday:

The story was called Birthday Mayhem

It was the 20th of July 2008 and mummy was very upset. Megan was eating her coco pops, daddy was drinking his coffee, Ethan was on his way down the stairs and Ellie and Keira were still in bed. It was also mummys 31st birthday but everyone forgot.

Mummy got really upset and went for some privicy in her bedroom and thought to her self "I feel so old".

But soon mummy came back down the stairs then went to the shops. But the kids and daddy were getting something ready!

A few mins later mummy came back home to a nice surprise party.

The end...

On the last page is a picture of megan with a speech bubble saying "mum your old but you are young inside" and a picture of me saying "thank you megan". Lol kids

Aww how sweet is Megan?!! Bless her, she sounds really thoughtful Sonia!! xxx

 

[DQ]

My eldest daughter when she was younger asked for a new tissue cos her was full of nose runs

:jelous::jelous::8855::8855::8855::8855:

 

[DQ]

This is a story my 8 year old daughter wrote for me on my birthday:

The story was called Birthday Mayhem

It was the 20th of July 2008 and mummy was very upset. Megan was eating her coco pops, daddy was drinking his coffee, Ethan was on his way down the stairs and Ellie and Keira were still in bed. It was also mummys 31st birthday but everyone forgot.

Mummy got really upset and went for some privicy in her bedroom and thought to her self "I feel so old".

But soon mummy came back down the stairs then went to the shops. But the kids and daddy were getting something ready!

A few mins later mummy came back home to a nice surprise party.

The end...

On the last page is a picture of megan with a speech bubble saying "mum your old but you are young inside" and a picture of me saying "thank you megan". Lol kids

That is seriously sweet

 

[willkat]

When we first moved in here my DD (even though she is half cast she is blonde, and white with blue eyes) who was 5 at the time said to our neighbour thats my dad over there. The brown man, he is brown but I'm not and I don't really know why!

My new neighbour didnt know what to say

This is so funny:8855::8855::8855::8855:

 

[Sophs]

My son whose 9 asked me a few mins ago if I had a tenner to give him...I said what for for and he replied...Well Dad owes me a tenner (he won a bet last week) so if you give me yours then he can owe you instead.

I said what do you want to buy with the money? He said nothing yet he wanted it to add to his collection

Of course I told him to sod off

 

[loobylou]

My son whose 9 asked me a few mins ago if I had a tenner to give him...I said what for for and he replied...Well Dad owes me a tenner (he won a bet last week) so if you give me yours then he can owe you instead.

I said what do you want to buy with the money? He said nothing yet he wanted it to add to his collection

Of course I told him to sod off

Up and coming entrepreneur there. Lol. xxx

 

[Melanie]

My friend, when her son was very young, went to a cafe with him and with her mother. Her mother took him to the loo while my friend got a table etc, then he came out and bellowed across the crowded cafe 'Mummy, grandma's got a string hanging out of her bottom'...OMG the poor woman hid in the loo for ages!

 

[Melanie]

And when my daughter was little, her gran took her to school one day and she shouted down the corridor at the teacher 'Mrs Bennet, I saw grandma with no clothes on this morning' and Mrs Bennett said (in a scared voice...) 'and was she in the shower Rachael?' and Rachael answered 'No she was in bed with grandad'!
My mother was mortified!

 

[Louise24]

Teeheehe, kids hey! x

 

[mommyB]

this just happened;
Wow mom I like your socks
sshhhh they're dads dont tell him
doesnt he know you wear his socks
I dont know ( i know he does know but was having a joke)

off she runs and I heard

dad do you know moms wearing your socks ?
No

comes running back

mom he doesn't know

well he does now you've told him

But I didnt tell him I just asked him if he knew !!


I cant argue with logic like that

 

[sonban]

Another one my son did when he was 3. I went to watch my daughter megan in her nativity play. I had to take Ethan with me (bearing in mind he has learning difficulties). He was as good as gold all the way till about a min before the end. We were sat on the front row and out of nowhere as quick as a flash he was on the stage and picked up the baby jesus doll out of the crib infront of everyone and threw him. I was so embarassed. Luckly most people saw the funny side of it. I think he sealed it that younger siblings are no longer allowed in when there is a play they now do a creche.

 

[victoria sponge]

Another one my son did when he was 3. I went to watch my daughter megan in her nativity play. I had to take Ethan with me (bearing in mind he has learning difficulties). He was as good as gold all the way till about a min before the end. We were sat on the front row and out of nowhere as quick as a flash he was on the stage and picked up the baby jesus doll out of the crib infront of everyone and threw him. I was so embarassed. Luckly most people saw the funny side of it. I think he sealed it that younger siblings are no longer allowed in when there is a play they now do a creche.

hi son,just wanted to say hi and see how you are??