KittenKat said:Ok then ladies, it appears that Operation Hottie Kidnap has been given the go-ahead.
First task is the bulk purchase of the rohypnol... not that we'll need it of course but better to be safe than sorry! Plus can be used to sedate the others while we 'entertain' one of them. Hey, if I'm kidnapping one of my hotties, I'm kidnapping them all! Need a bit of variety in life, so a different one for every day!
KittenKat said:Ok then ladies, it appears that Operation Hottie Kidnap has been given the go-ahead.
First task is the bulk purchase of the rohypnol... not that we'll need it of course but better to be safe than sorry! Plus can be used to sedate the others while we 'entertain' one of them. Hey, if I'm kidnapping one of my hotties, I'm kidnapping them all! Need a bit of variety in life, so a different one for every day!
Ok then ladies, it appears that Operation Hottie Kidnap has been given the go-ahead.
First task is the bulk purchase of the rohypnol... not that we'll need it of course but better to be safe than sorry! Plus can be used to sedate the others while we 'entertain' one of them. Hey, if I'm kidnapping one of my hotties, I'm kidnapping them all! Need a bit of variety in life, so a different one for every day!
Rach*B said:Hottie Swap Shop? Could help keep their locations secret from those trying to find them?
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Hottie Swap Shop? Could help keep their locations secret from those trying to find them?
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Or we could just take over a carribean island and install security measures to prevent anyone else being able to get anywhere near!
Sun, sea, sand and... hotties!
As long as I don't get Johnny Depp to keep the Feds off the trail! Bluergh!
Rach*B said:Fine, fine, I will take one for the Team (Kidnap) and keep Mr Depp on a permanent basis...it will be hard, but needs must and all that x
KittenKat said:I now have images running through my head of us all dressed head to toe in black and sneaking around SAS or ninja style, stealing one of them, depositing them on the island under tight security, and then moving along to the next kipnap victim, erm, I mean hottie!
It's a good job my boss has left for the day as I'm sat at my desk chuckling out loud at the sillyness of it all!
I go away for 3 days and when I return there is talk of rohypnol!!
Deary me, what are the chances that we are now being monitored by the state?