How much have you lost?

[xeilidhx]

I don't like "a small bale of hay" so I'm changing it to two year old twins!

 

[sididd]

An Elephants heart...wow xxx

 

[ceridwen]

I stole this from another forum - its interesting to see what you would have lost

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= An average Gallon of paint
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs (or 120 eggs)
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = a car tyre
22 pounds = 200 golf balls
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
26 pounds = average weight of a Koala Bear
30 pounds = Average Vacuum Cleaner
31 pounds = Average amount of manure produced by a horse each day
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s peni$ (yep, weights more than his heart!)
65 pounds = Lotus Mk3 – Aluminium Body Shell
68 pounds = 40” Sony Bravia Widescreen TV
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
110 pounds = Mature Rough Fell Ewe
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopaedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
140 pounds = Ricky Hatton (Boxer / May 2009)
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = Vespa Moped
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

Joining in on this thread now I've reached my goal!!!

I've lost 200 golf balls!!! (so true after my golf weekend)x

 

[Zoesastar]

An average 2 year old since I last posted!!

 

[CheeseGirl]

I have lost a gold brick since last May! Too bad it wasn't added to my bank balance though

 

[alottolose]

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg + 1/2 a guinea pig

or

2 car tyres + 1/2 a guinea pig x

 

[sididd]

Looking at that I've lost 400 golf balls lol

 

[CheeseGirl]

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg + 1/2 a guinea pig

or

2 car tyres + 1/2 a guinea pig x

OMG, what have you done with the other half of the guinea pig??

 

[CheeseGirl]

Looking at that I've lost 400 golf balls lol

I didn't see, is there a thing for marbles? Because I think I've lost most of mine!

 

[alottolose]

OMG, what have you done with the other half of the guinea pig??

:O well I figured the other half was safe for dukan?? it looked quite lean...bit furry though lol

I didn't see, is there a thing for marbles? Because I think I've lost most of mine!

did you not see the sign CG?? On the dukan start page? "please leave your marbles at the door " xxx

 

[CheeseGirl]

You're too funny Sarah! Ever see the Anthony Bourdain programme, he went to somewhere in South America and their national dish was grilled guinea pig. I'm guessing it's dukan friendly!

 

[alottolose]

I think they eat them in Peru.... x

 

[CheeseGirl]

Well, don't knock it until you've tried it, I guess

 

[Zoesastar]

Ive got a very annoying fat one at home you could try

 

[sididd]

I didn't see, is there a thing for marbles? Because I think I've lost most of mine!

Hahaha,

 

[scooter]

A two month old pony!! Yeah well i do eat like a horse!!

 

[dukannotsofatty]

A mid size microwave.....hot stuff !!!!!

 

[alottolose]

I stole this from another forum - its interesting to see what you would have lost

1 pound = a Guinea Pig (half a one got peckish )
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= An average Gallon of paint
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs (or 120 eggs)
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = a car tyre
22 pounds = 200 golf balls
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
26 pounds = average weight of a Koala Bear
30 pounds = Average Vacuum Cleaner
31 pounds = Average amount of manure produced by a horse each day
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s peni$ (yep, weights more than his heart!)
65 pounds = Lotus Mk3 – Aluminium Body Shell
68 pounds = 40” Sony Bravia Widescreen TV
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
110 pounds = Mature Rough Fell Ewe
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopaedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
140 pounds = Ricky Hatton (Boxer / May 2009)
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = Vespa Moped
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

Had to bump this because it's official...

I've lost my mind, I'm legless (+ 1/2 a guinea pig) the first 2 I knew already xx

 

[STPT]

I love this list, I've been reading it out to DH. We've both lost a 'gallon of paint' each, so between us that is a car tyre! Wow!
Thank you for this list, it's been excellent!

 

[Elisheba]

That is so funny
Thank you I needed that

I roughly lost a Mature Rough Fell Ewe

or 2 BTU air conditioners

or 3 a mid-size microwaves

or 4 Koala Bears and a Guinea Pig

Shall I continue?