Joke Time

[MsJMC]

I've just come out the chippy eating a pie, large chips fish cake and beans, a tramp sat on the floor outside said i've had nothing to eat for 2 days, I said I wish I had your F&ckin will-power.

 

[vodevil]

haha =)

 

[kered]

Haha, love it, that raised a laugh in work.

 

[Lind]

lol love it!!!:8855:

Viccar books into a hotel and asks the receptionist if the porn channel in his room is disabled.

She says "You dirty f***** it's just regular porn"

that is my second all time favourite joke.

the first one is too rude to post.
:8855:

 

[kered]

Why have Welshmen started wearing kilts?

Because the sheep have got used to the sound of the zips going down.
Welsh, dont have a go at me, I live in Wales and married a Welshman lol.

 

[snowysand]

That is so funny! :8855:

I've just come out the chippy eating a pie, large chips fish cake and beans, a tramp sat on the floor outside said i've had nothing to eat for 2 days, I said I wish I had your F&ckin will-power.

 

[Lind]

Why have Welshmen started wearing kilts?

Because the sheep have got used to the sound of the zips going down.
Welsh, dont have a go at me, I live in Wales and married a Welshman lol.

:8855: lol

I love jokes, i just can never remember them properly.

that one is fab though.

 

[lucylupin]

very funny!