Joodle and Dukan against the last 11 lbs!!!

oh joodle, your food-in-a-bush story made me giggle! and i love the new avatar and signature. loving hearing about the conso adventures, and don't worry if you wing it a little, you've pretty much got the hang of it. i skimmed the chapter a few days ago and was almost disappointed that it's not THAT much to remember (maybe I was looking forward to a bigger difference?).


As Becca said above, it's alternating PP/PV days, plus:
- 1 fruit serving a day (1 medium-size apple, half a large mango, a cup of strawberries...) but no bananas, grapes, cherries, dried fruits, or nuts
- 2 slices wholewheat bread per day (lightly spread with some reduced-fat butter or spread)
- 40g cheese per day (hard-rind cheeses such as cheddar, Gouda, Emmental, parmesan, etc. but not fermented cheese: blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, goat cheese)
- 1 serving of starch per week (2 in second half), preferably whole grain: 8 ounces / 225g cooked, 2 ounces uncooked (preferably pasta, couscous, bulgur wheat, polenta, quinoa, millet, lentils, legumes: lima beans, kidney beans, white beans, butter beans, chick peas, split peas, etc.). rice and potatoes are allowed but only 175g per serving (225g if brown rice). potatoes eaten with skin and baked or boiled. avoid all the oily, creamy sauces!
- 1 Celebration Meal per Week (2 in second half): limit this to ONE MEAL within a fixed time; never have second helpings of the same dish, in the 2nd half of conso never have 2 celebration meals in a row; eat what you like but in a reasonable quantity, only 1 starter, 1 main dish, 1 dessert, and 1 glass of wine per meal.
- my book says 2tbs oat bran per day, not 3? might be something that's been updated.
- 1 day pure protein each week (not necessarily Thursday, but should be the same day of the week) - Attack phase, not Cruise PP i.e. no tolerated items.


and for the meat-eaters, we can also have leg of lamb and cooked ham, but no prosciutto.

so there we have it - and i'm summarising for my own benefit too, of course, as i'll be joining you very soon!
Cx
 
On arrival there was a huge sign saying no food or drink whatsoever was allowed in. Well, I wasn't about to chuck away all that perfectly good food, but we couldn't figure out what to do with it. I decided the best idea was to stash it in a bush, so off we trotted to find one. After nearly ending up in a pond, we found a suitable place and after much looking around for security guards and policemen (in a VERY shifty way) I lent into the bush and tucked the bag under a branch. Cue much hilarity as the ridiculousness of the situation became clear. I mean, I looked SO dodgy, but all I was doing was hiding some completely harmless vegetarian protein products. Spent the next 4 hours wondering how I was going to explain myself when picking up the hidden goods afterwards. "Yes, evening officer. Why am I in this bush? Well, it's got all my Dukan food in it you see, and I didn't want to waste it - all this protein gets quite expensive. No, no, I'm not mad, I'm just on a diet..." But don't worry, it was still there when I went back for it and no one came to arrest me! Dread to think what people would have thought of me scrabbling around in the bush at that time of night though. Not my local park, luckily!

Seriously, darling, I do think you are quite, quite mad! :D

P x
 
3 tbsps of oatbran is in phase 4 stabilisation
 
Sorry my mistake it is 2tbsp Oatbran in conso and 3 in stabilisation.
 
I too loved the bush story and hiding your goodies there. Once, visiting the Louvre, I had my ham baguette sandwich (sorry!) removed and was told I could return and reclaim it. If you've ever visited the Louvre, you'll understand why I never did cos I couldn't figure out which of the many entrances I'd had my loot removed at!

It's funny how "guilty" we can feel too. Last night, at OH's request (something to do with the train set he's building and setting up), I went to a chemist and asked for a syringe (without a needle)... impressing upon them that I'm not a drug user. The chemist looked rather bemused at my witterings. Walking home with it (needle and all!) in my bag, I hoped I wouldn't be searched!!

Anyway good to see you on Conso. I wouldn't worry unduly about the odd illegal yoghurt on a PP day (and, in my day, it was only on Stabilisation PP days that they had to be pure and white!). Cocoa powder, however, I think one can live without on Conso PP given that you can have proper chocolate dessert once a week if you like!

Watch the bread portion. In France, he recommends buying your bread at a baker's (where two slices are the size of... err... 40g weight.) Probably one slice of supermarket wholemeal.
 
At Earl's Court, awaiting start of volleyball. I thought we were watching USA versus Brazil, turns out it's two matches and the second one is GB vs Italy. I didn't bring my team GB flags, dammit! Come on Team GB!!
 
Joodle said:
Natters! So nice to 'see' you again! Where are you? How are you? Get back on this wonderful wagon, come on! Honestly, it feels so good to reach TW, you can do it!! Jx

Hi. I'm good thanks. On our way to Paris for the weekend, the atmosphere at st pancras is fantastic with all the olympicness!

The purple uniforms aren't too bad.

I will recommence my dukan on Tuesday, I need to sort myself out. You are so motivated and focused, I'm too easily distracted.

:)
Xx
 
Joooooooo keep posting, it's great to read the pitfalls of conso :)
 
Joodle said:
Sorry missus! If it's any consolation, given that it was basically the first sugar I'd had in 7 weeks, I got a complete rush from it and then crashed spectacularly afterwards - I could hardly keep my eyes open and then fell asleep between stops on both the train and bus to my friend's house. Horrible feeling I dribbled. It was really quite dramatic - just from a bit of mango! (The sleeping I mean, not the dribbling. I have no reason to suspect a direct link between mangoes and dribble. Nope, none at all.)

Lol dribbling soooooo embarassing but .....we all do it xxx
 
Good girl for changing the avatar, that does look like someone on conso. The only things I know about conso and so looking forward to albeit after a long time is veggies everyday, 2 slices bread everyday, 1 fruit everyday and 40g cheese everyday and of course the celebration meals, 1 in the first half of conso and 2 in the second half, PP Thursday and if course 3 tbsp of Oatbran. So sad really this is etched in my brain and I still have 70lbs to go!

Becky and Caro, you guys are THE BEST!! I love that I go to bed wondering what on earth conso is all about and wake up to detailed instructions, summarised from you both. AMAZING!! Thank you so much.

So far I'm just seeing how I go with veg every day. Have no cravings for bread at all so might leave that for now. Great having a bit more flexibility with the fruit and starches but actually, it's not all that different really.

Thanks again. Big respect and Dukan love :hug99:

Jx
 
I too loved the bush story and hiding your goodies there. Once, visiting the Louvre, I had my ham baguette sandwich (sorry!) removed and was told I could return and reclaim it. If you've ever visited the Louvre, you'll understand why I never did cos I couldn't figure out which of the many entrances I'd had my loot removed at!

It's funny how "guilty" we can feel too. Last night, at OH's request (something to do with the train set he's building and setting up), I went to a chemist and asked for a syringe (without a needle)... impressing upon them that I'm not a drug user. The chemist looked rather bemused at my witterings. Walking home with it (needle and all!) in my bag, I hoped I wouldn't be searched!!

Anyway good to see you on Conso. I wouldn't worry unduly about the odd illegal yoghurt on a PP day (and, in my day, it was only on Stabilisation PP days that they had to be pure and white!). Cocoa powder, however, I think one can live without on Conso PP given that you can have proper chocolate dessert once a week if you like!

Watch the bread portion. In France, he recommends buying your bread at a baker's (where two slices are the size of... err... 40g weight.) Probably one slice of supermarket wholemeal.

Ha, love that they confiscated your ham baguette! I can kind of understand no food being allowed in museums, but it is a bit much when they ban it in parks - it's clearly only being done so people are obliged to buy food there. Then again, the parks are free to get in so I guess they have to make their money somehow...

You know what? I'm not even going to ask how a syringe is required when building a train set. My mind is literally boggling.

Thanks for conso advice. I am happy to be super strict on my one PP day a week, like you say, no need to cheat when you can have the stuff legally the rest of the time plus a free meal once a week. I actually lost another 1/2 lb after that PP day but it's evened out now I'm back with the veg. This conso thing is a bit like walking on a tightrope! (I say, as if I've ever walked on one....)
 
Hi. I'm good thanks. On our way to Paris for the weekend, the atmosphere at st pancras is fantastic with all the olympicness!

The purple uniforms aren't too bad.

I will recommence my dukan on Tuesday, I need to sort myself out. You are so motivated and focused, I'm too easily distracted.

:)
Xx

Have a great time Natters! Paris will be fab and you will get back and knuckle down if that's what you want to do! I agree, the purple uniforms are great....too bad ours are the pink and purple monstrosities! Jx
 
Speak for yourself, Sid (uhem). I'm glad you're back in the Olympic vibe, Jude, and enjoy your few days with the family - are they seeing anything while they're down? xx

THanks Sara. My folks aren't seeing anything (didn't want to even try for tickets) but Dad is glued to the TV - he's mad about the athletics all the time though, not just at the Olympics. Used to run marathons but has just had a knee op and is finding it really hard to slow down I think. Last year we did the London marathon together (he had done every single one since the race started in 1981) but because of his knee, he couldn't do it this year which was so sad - there was a group of 20 of them who had done it every year, they called themselves the Everpresents, and the marathon organisers give them automatic entry and spoil them a bit. Having missed it, he's now out of that group forever. Last year his knee was already bad so he decided to get round the route somehow, even though he was wearing a leg brace. I joined him as support on a last minute charity place, so had all his water and sports drinks in a rucksack as we knew it would take a while. We did it though - took about 7 hours (his best time is 2.57, mine is, ahem, 4.05). Anyway, he's not that fussed to get to the Olympics, even though they're in London. Am surprised by that but they went to Sydney 12 years ago and had a seat at every day of the athletics so I think he feels nothing can really top that.

Ok, now you know a lot of random stuff about my Dad! Happy Birthday Dad!

Jx
 
Id missed your arrival in Conso Joo - glad your here, the more the merrier to help me and Ellie. x

Chris, I'm the one who needs help!!! Still only got a (big) toe in the water! Tonight is my first 'free meal' (don't like the term celebration for some reason) which is scaring/exciting me in equal measure!!

Jx
 
ill hopefully be back in conso in a jiffy.... once im there i will never eat bread .... its evil
 
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