Good morning all!
Quickly popping in before work....
The fashion show last night was really good and I bought myself a couple of nice things including one dress that is a little snug but easily attainable I'm sure!
How many of you have seen the second Bridget Jones film?
Remember the scene with the 'jellyfisher'? The women who sneak up on you and when you least expect it deliver a *****y comment - like standing on a jelly fish, you can't see it before it sting you!
Well.......last night I was trying on a dress at the show and my niece's other aunty (the uncool one as my niece calls her
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was in there with me. I put the dress on and she said.....wait for it...."what a lovely dress, you should get it, it will give you some incentive to lose a bit of weight"!!!!!!
What a jelly fisher!!!!!!
However, I did get her back later......back in the changing room and she is trying on a skinny black dress (picture her she looks like an anorexic pipe cleaner) anyway she asks me what I think of the dress and there comes my opportunity......
So I say...."It looks really good on you, and don't worry, you can buy some fantastic bras these days that can give the illusion that you have some tits!"
Have a nice day people! x