littlemissslim
Silver Member
Had the windiest bum, ever last night. Been letting some whoppers go!
Mostly I can blame the brussel sprouts that I've been eating in abundance, and have been serruptisously dropping them off when I have been specialling a confused patient who keeps apologising and saying,"I do beg your pardon!" so I have managed to get away with it.
Then I had to get patient a cup of tea, and felt another whopper building; but it just wouldn't budge. Stepped out the kitchen and, quickly retreated to let a colassol fart go.
But not before I noticed a patient waiting in the hall with a very shocked look on his chops!
Mostly I can blame the brussel sprouts that I've been eating in abundance, and have been serruptisously dropping them off when I have been specialling a confused patient who keeps apologising and saying,"I do beg your pardon!" so I have managed to get away with it.
Then I had to get patient a cup of tea, and felt another whopper building; but it just wouldn't budge. Stepped out the kitchen and, quickly retreated to let a colassol fart go.
But not before I noticed a patient waiting in the hall with a very shocked look on his chops!