Last Person To Post Wins

[Mrs Z]

I have a crown - everyone else is just "in the room" with me, just looking at how fab I look in it

 

[Allan G]

Its far to hot to be sat on my throne, so im off out to enjoy the sunshine

 

[Mrs Z]

It's ok - I'll just sit here and keep it looking lovely.

I will also switch on the airconditioning now!

 

[Mrs Z]

Ohhhh - you have too!

 

[Allan G]

I am just pottering around in the garden, but still keeping an eye on you lot on here

 

[Mrs Z]

Who told you I needed looking after - it's just a story, don't listen, none of it is true! Hoenst!

 

[Allan G]

as king i look after the welfare of all my hareem

 

[Mrs Z]

You threatened to lock me in the basement!

 

[Mrs Z]

no, actually it was the dungeon!!!!

 

[Allan G]

No, just the dungeons, where you will be chained up

 

[Mrs Z]

:censored:Same old, same old then - my life just never changes! Same thing day in day out!

 

[Allan G]

but if you join the hareem you get silk sheets and a comfy bed, right beck and carol

 

[Mrs Z]

That's not what Mrs Depp said

 

[Allan G]

That's not what Mrs Depp said

She likes my hancuffs and whip

 

[Mrs Z]

a secret life I knew nothing about?

 

[Allan G]

She has seen my handcuffs

 

[Allan G]

Im still here winning

 

[Mrs Z]

And now I am

 

[Mrs Depp]

Another lamb to the slaughter, someone who thinks they can steal my crown from me, many have tried, minis is littered with people who tried and FAILED to beat me

:whoopass: Dream on Allan You lost to me 2 years ago, ner ner!

but if you join the hareem you get silk sheets and a comfy bed, right beck and carol

I know not what you are talking about........?? I have silk sheets and a comfy bed in my Queen's boudoir and I'm sure if Mrs Z asks she will get some lovely silk sheets for her bed, seeing as she is one of my many ladies in waiting.

That's not what Mrs Depp said

Take no notice of him hun, he's sooooo deluded!! :crazy::silly::ignore:

She likes my hancuffs and whip

I've seen your handcuffs, and your whip is for Lesley only.

a secret life I knew nothing about?

Nah, what you see is what you get with me, unlike some, mentioning-no-names-about-the-man-who-wears-the-police-uniform-whose-name-is-Allan lol!!

She has seen my handcuffs

They don't look anything special to me, sorry mate. Anyway, if you've seen one pair, you've seen them all.....................:giggle:

Don't look so surprised young lady!!! :copon:

 

[Mrs Depp]

"Bruise like a peach"