Last Person To Post Wins

[Allan G]

Im the winner, look at my trophy

 

[Mrs Z]

I don't need a trophy - I have a throne and a crown

 

[Allan G]

A Fake one, mine is real

 

[Mrs Z]

T'other way around. I like to let you think yours is real - but it's not.

 

[Allan G]

Mine didnt come from Poundland

 

[Mrs Z]

The one I replaced yours with did

 

[Allan G]

You are required in the royal kitchens, your king needs some lunch

 

[Mrs Z]

I don't have a king. Just a normal husband. He is in the kitchen making my lunch so you will have someone to keep you company when you get there.

 

[Allan G]

I have servants to attend my every need

 

[Mrs Z]

It's nice to know that my subjects also have servants. That's cute.

 

[Allan G]

Keep taking the pills, im winning again

 

[Mrs Z]

So now you claim not only to be the crowned head of "here", now you are a doctor and prescribing pills for me. Oh Mr Right, you are so clever.

Bring them to me with my lunch please.

 

[Allan G]

You will be sent to the dungeons for being cheeky to your king

 

[Mrs Depp]

OMG you two have had me laughing sooo much!! :8855::8855::8855: Sorry Allan but you've been 'owned' so many times by Mrs Z it's unbelievable!

Anyhoo, I'm back to reclaim my crown and throne no so you can pootle back to the kitchens and make some tea and scones or something while Mrs Z and myself lounge around having a good gossip! Jog on Allan matey!

 

[Allan G]

Hello stranger, nice to see you, im still here winning

 

[Mrs Z]

I'm back - thanks for clearing up Mr Right! It looks much better but your cleaning skills do need to improve if you want to keep this job.

 

[Allan G]

Im still on top

 

[Mrs Z]

On top of the cleaning? Well done.

 

[Allan G]

Mrs Z please return to your chores and stop pestering the king

 

[Mrs Z]

My only job is being Queen