Last Person To Post Wins

[Allan G]

Promises promises lol!

i can pick you up and put you over my knee and let everyone else have a go as well

 

[Allan G]

Im still laughing at the thought of sussies and a uniform!!!!

Dont believe anything she says, she is a scouser after all, and we all know they are like

 

[skinikki]

Im blushing again!

 

[Mrs Depp]

Im still laughing at the thought of sussies and a uniform!!!!

Oh yes! He does like to be discreet does our Allan lol!

i can pick you up and put you over my knee and let everyone else have a go as well

How very dare you!!!

 

[Allan G]

Im blushing again!

For an essex girl i find that hard to believe

 

[skinikki]

Im not really an Essex girl, I just live here because of my job!

 

[Allan G]

Im not really an Essex girl, I just live here because of my job!

You have just shattered the illusion, so your not wearing white shoes then???

 

[Mrs Depp]

Dont believe anything she says, she is a scouser after all, and we all know they are like

Don't you believe it Nikki! He's well known around Blackpool for wearing sussies etc underneath his uniform as well as cross-dressing on his days off lol!!

 

[Allan G]

Don't you believe it Nikki! He's well known around Blackpool for wearing sussies etc underneath his uniform as well as cross-dressing on his days off lol!!

If you keep spounting malicious gossip i wont come to liverpool, you can go off people you know

 

[skinikki]

No white shoes unfortunately. Shropshire lass from the country....hence the frequent blushes...sheltered childhood and all that!!! Am still laughing re the sussies

 

[Mrs Depp]

If you keep spounting malicious gossip i wont come to liverpool, you can go off people you know

Does the truth hurt Allan? Awww bless!!

Works both ways though, you keep spouting rumours about me, but do I complain? Do I get upset? Do I make idle threats? Do I throw my dummy out of my pram? No. No. No and no.

 

[skinikki]

These men are all the same everything for them is so much worse!

 

[Allan G]

Does the truth hurt Allan? Awww bless!!

Works both ways though, you keep spouting rumours about me, but do I complain? Do I get upset? Do I make idle threats? Do I throw my dummy out of my pram? No. No. No and no.

look short ar#e, you are heading for a rweally good slap now and there was me going to buy you a drink when i saw you, think again

 

[skinikki]

rweally or really?

 

[Mrs Depp]

look short ar#e, you are heading for a rweally good slap now and there was me going to buy you a drink when i saw you, think again

Bring it on big boy!! I might even let you buy me a drink just to shut you up lol!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

rweally or really?

He tends to wubblyew when he's stressed and he knows he's wrong lol!!

He really meant to say weally!!

 

[Allan G]

Bring it on big boy!! I might even let you buy me a drink just to shut you up lol!!

After all the abuse you have given me over the last year or so, however i will let you stand next to me, i need somewhere to rest my pint

 

[Mrs Depp]

After all the abuse you have given me over the last year or so, however i will let you stand next to me, i need somewhere to rest my pint

Yeah and I need somewhere to hang my bag!

 

[skinikki]

Ha........we have him on his back foot Carol!

 

[Mrs Depp]

Ha........we have him on his back foot Carol!

Go Girlies! Go Girlies!!