Sex And The CityThe ex fell asleep on the sofa so I turned the tv over just in time to catch tall blonde (Samantha?) in bed with a short bloke! He must've been about 6 inches smaller than her lol!
A problem i have never encountered , and its my crown 
:whoopass:
You're telling us you've never fallen asleep on the sofa Allan?!
No with size, most couples find a way to over come the problem, even the vertically challenged like you and its my crown
Just pick your partner carefully!!!! Its your crown allan i dont want it
Cheers Nikki, i will look after it better than carol or Becky would
I know you think your crown is a real one, but it's just a paper one that you made yourself, we all know it. Mine is the real and only crown to have thank you very much, now go and be a nice servant and do something nice
Sorry but i have the real deal, no mickey mouse ones here
still bickering over plastic hats then
Are there no good movies on??
I thought you had customers to attend to?? my crown is real 
Time for phone calls now Oh, and trying to persuade my boys its time for bed....
Us women can multi task
customers all sorted
So you have got your hands full Lesley is upstairs, luke is out and Amy is sleeping out, so im here on my own with the telly remote all to myself 
You are such a cheat!
Being short (I would imagine because I'm not short ) must have it's advantages as well as disadvantages, just like being tall is. Like what I am. Tall. Very. Long legged. Me. 
