Morning my loyal subjects, your king is going to be busy today, its far too nice to be sat here, first lot of washing is already on the line, teenage daughter doing her ironing (Not Happy ) and im off to wash my car, but i will be back
You'll wear the paint off if you wash it too often Allan lol! Didn't you wash it already this week?
i like to keep it clean and tidy, my garden looks great, all ready for the winter months now, just have to dismantle the trampoline in a couple of weeks
Mine's a jungle as usual lol! I'll have to get a man in to do it again
I thought you would be able to do it yourself, or is the grass taller than you now
Can't do it myself, the lawnmower is broken and yes the grass up to my shins lol! Needs strimming first, I can do it myself but I'm not too good at the weeding etc.
Oh hardy har!
Plenty of gardeners out there, just look in the small ads.
I paid a bloke to tidy it up last year so I'll get him again, he's a bit hyper so does a good job lol!
Is that the one that trimmed your bush?? 
I see you're awake tonight!!
Im always awake, had an early night last night, still full of cold
Get Lesley to rub some vicks on your chest!
I'm sore and achy for other reasons - gonna try an early night :sigh:
Have your bruises gone down then??
Yeah that's him, he re-positioned it to the corner of the garden but it was in too much shade and it's dead now, all brown and dry - the bush in the garden Allan!!
Not that good then if it died, my tomatoe plants are looking good this year
I'm good at growing those
None left in my garden now, grass cut and weeds pulled out, compost laid to help with next years grass 
