Last Person To Post Wins

[Mrs Z]

tut tut tut - is that any way to speak to the crown wearing person?

 

[The Rose]

Showing the members of staff your head will only make them want to chop it off!
As I am the queen!! lol

I only go in the kitchen to show the serving staff my crown!

 

[Allan G]

But i have the real one, not a poundland special

 

[Mrs Z]

so you say!

 

[The Rose]

The time has come for you both to recognise genuine royalty and bow down in admiration - and then leave - because I am the winner

 

[Mrs Z]

The time has come for you both to recognise genuine royalty and bow down in admiration - and then leave - because I am the winner

It will look like I am bowing down but in reality it will be because I can't stand for laughing and the leaving bit...... well that will be because I will be wetting myself with laughter.

 

[The Rose]

LOL Mrs Z - don't worry - if you wet yourself - I have a servant called Allan who is good at cleaning - only ever employ men in my kitchen!!

 

[Mrs Z]

LOL Mrs Z - don't worry - if you wet yourself - I have a servant called Allan who is good at cleaning - only ever employ men in my kitchen!!

:8855::8855::8855:

Now I really am going to wet myself!

 

[Angela83]

I win!

 

[Mrs Depp]

Tra la laaaa!! Carol slips in unnoticed and quietly places her crown upon her regal head, then skips out of the thread and into her throne room, ready for her closeup.

 

[Allan G]

The king is back, so you may all bow down

 

[The Rose]

Don't bow down to the kitchen staff, but you may roll out the red carpet for me as I walk by......lol

 

[Mrs Depp]

Delusions of grandeur as usual Allan,

Never mind matey, I'll give you tomorrow off from working in my kitchens and allow you to wash, wax and polish the Queenly cars. Be careful not to leave any marks though or I'll have to punish you................oh no, you already like that lol!!

 

[The Rose]

LOL Mrs Depp

Delusions of grandeur as usual Allan,

Never mind matey, I'll give you tomorrow off from working in my kitchens and allow you to wash, wax and polish the Queenly cars. Be careful not to leave any marks though or I'll have to punish you................oh no, you already like that lol!!

 

[Allan G]

Cheeky mare, dont you have duties to perform in the royal kitchens

 

[Mrs Depp]

LOL Mrs Depp

Fank you!!

Cheeky mare, dont you have duties to perform in the royal kitchens

Err no! The Queen never ever enters the servants quarters, they are only for her workers, I stay in the upper rooms of the castle and float around in my lovely flowing dresses being all serene and calm and lovely.

 

[Allan G]

Is it windy up in the upper tower rapunzel

 

[The Rose]

Have you suddenly turned into the wicked witch Allan???:help2:

 

[Allan G]

No i have just Banished carol to the tower

 

[Mrs Depp]

Ha!! You can't banish the Queen you silly billy!! You're lucky I have a sense of humour otherwise you'd be getting your ass whipped by now!