Lurker Turned Poster Due To Rainbow Rose's Diary - Time to start my own diary

[Squeezyweezy]

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[tranquility]

Tranqs, Elton is on stanby. Pick you up in 20??

Yep tell him to land in the park I'll put some tealights out to guide him in

 

[Fionut]

Knock knock... think i arrived too late... oh well Mr grey is waiting. Mmmmmmmmm

Sent from my HTC using MiniMins so excuse random words that have been autocorrected!

 

[Pookie 1999]

Sorry Fi would've rounded you up to join us but you were out enjoying yourself.

 

[RainbowRose]

I tried to round her up pookie..but as you say, she was out enjoying herself..elsewhere! x

morning hun..*arrives clutching bin bags, vacuum and polish..and leaves payment to replace pookie's favourite crystal vase!*

 

[Pookie 1999]

Right you lot who attached the chocolate Balloons to my daughters bike last night
and Rose there was a big beetroot stain on my new furniture I have Mr A out there now cleaning it off.

I'm not even gonna go there with what sights I found in the spare room *gives a very hung over Kate her wincette nightie back as she leaves with her new man*

 

[Pookie 1999]

Glad to have your help Rose
Oh and Tranqs and sqweezy the Police were here this morning asking about grass destroyed by a helicopter in the park behind our house
What could I say I blamed Rose :8855:

 

[RainbowRose]

Oi you!!!!

i can't take the blame for everything?..or can I?

balloons..not guilty
spare room..not guilty
disgarded wincette nighties..not guilty
destroyed grass..not guilty

beetroot..guilty!
grass stains on mr andre's shirt..guilty! (ahem )


did anyone actually ever let tranqs and squeezy out the garden shed?.. i last saw them run in there chasing bill and ben the flowerpot men!

 

[Pookie 1999]

Yeah Rose unfortunately that traitor Little Weed let them out

 

[RainbowRose]

..what...,my ex hubby was there too????

 

[Pookie 1999]

I don't know Rose everyone elses diary is full of weight loss and weigh ins diet menus etc yours and mine full of anything but
I think I like our diaries better
You and me Rose when we get together are like naughty little (ok not so little ) twins

 

[RainbowRose]

ooh rest assured there are a few naughty little schoolgirls on this forum *points to tranqs and squeezy's diaries*..and that's just for starters..i have the full list!

I am waiting for the day i get banned on my diary for discussing everything but weight loss!!!..i do try..but hey, things quickly spiral to nonsense..but funny nonsense!!! x

I just love meeting like minded people..like you! x

 

[Dawnejoy]

Morning you two, sounds like I missed all the fun.................and the men

 

[Squeezyweezy]

Glad to have your help Rose
Oh and Tranqs and sqweezy the Police were here this morning asking about grass destroyed by a helicopter in the park behind our house
What could I say I blamed Rose :8855:

Oops!

 

[Squeezyweezy]

Sorry Im late posting. Me and tranqs stayed at eltons last night. We didn't quite make it to roses for breakfast. Only just got back, i left tranqs curled up asleep on eltons piano wearing a winciette nightie. Hope she gets back ok. X

 

[Pookie 1999]

ooh rest assured there are a few naughty little schoolgirls on this forum *points to tranqs and squeezy's diaries*..and that's just for starters..i have the full list!

I am waiting for the day i get banned on my diary for discussing everything but weight loss!!!..i do try..but hey, things quickly spiral to nonsense..but funny nonsense!!! x

I just love meeting like minded people..like you! x

Come on then give with the list * gets herself a long tall drink and plenty of snacks * I'm of to read Squeezys and Tranqs diaries

 

[Pookie 1999]

Ha ha ha
Hi Squeezy
Hope Elton sung candle in the wind for you
Elton better give Tranqs a lift home I think she'll get some funny looks walking along the road in her newly aquired wincette nightie :giggle:

 

[RainbowRose]

..especially if she is still wearing that flower pot on her head!!!

..now which list would you like first pookie..those who act like naughty schoolgirls..or those who dress like them???

 

[Pookie 1999]

Act I think Rose you get in trouble for looking at the other on the internet

 

[Pookie 1999]

Rose we really are addicted to minis we both logged off to do some work a little while ago and here we are back on here again .

By the way I don't know what you were up to last night but I'm still picking the wholenut out of my hanging baskets :giggle: Absolutely criminal (what a waste of good yummy chocolate ha ha )