Lurker Turned Poster Due To Rainbow Rose's Diary - Time to start my own diary

[RainbowRose]

i'm getting a headache..pass the pain killers please...and another glass of champers

 

[tranquility]

Seems to be just a blanket converted to a headscarf now Jackie.......cover your eyes lol

 

[JackieN]

oh goodness what are you like Rose :8855: party isn't a party without Rose xxxxxxxxxx

 

[tranquility]

Rose you can't mix pills and alcohol................make a choice one or the other

 

[RainbowRose]

...hey I'm not naked..its just my pirate outfit needs ironed!

 

[Pookie 1999]

least they have clothes on :8855: Rose is just wrapped in a blanket

Shes still got her patch over one eye though maybe we should move it down like a fig leaf to protect her modesty

 

[RainbowRose]

*lay the blanket on the ground..just because we are married, don't mean we can't slip around..lets' go out into the moonlight and lay the blanket on the ground*

 

[RainbowRose]

Rose you can't mix pills and alcohol................make a choice one or the other

ALCOHOL

 

[tranquility]

Thought so............hands over bottle and straw

 

[MinnieMel]

They wrote a song about Rose - who knew?

The Drunken Scotswoman

Well a Scotswoman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that she drunk more than her share
SHe fumbled round until she could no longer keep her feet
Then she stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
SHe stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely boys just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in his eye
See young sleeping Scotswoman so strong and well built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotswoman quiet as could be
Lifted up her kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to view, beneath herbScottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced her with upon her birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced her with upon her birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotswoman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, she lift her kilt and gawks at what she sees
And in a startled voice she says to what's before hire eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

 

[RainbowRose]

..slurp..hic hic

where's me spheres?

 

[tranquility]

Pookie bring more beets fast

 

[MinnieMel]

Not the Rose needs it but I've ordered her another drink.

 

[JackieN]

:8855: :8855: sorry I keep having to go and check my daughter each time I come back Rose seems to be wearing less and drinking more :giggle: x

 

[RainbowRose]

MEL!!! love it ...never heard that one before..and i've heard a few!

 

[Pookie 1999]

I'm coming *getting two jars out the cupboard with Roses name on*
Mel that was definately written about Rose

 

[KateR]

Whats with that tiny mojito? Rose... get in the trough!

 

[Pookie 1999]

Not the Rose needs it but I've ordered her another drink.

Oooh mines the one beside it

 

[Dawnejoy]

Rose just needs a fork in her other hand now and she will be all set.....................what for tho I'm not quite sure!!!!!!

 

[tranquility]

I understand she's signed up to be a life model at the local art class, starts on monday