Mortification

[xMandyDx]

I had an appointment for a smear test today. While lying on the exam table, bits hanging out, and doctor fiddling down below, she suddenly exclaims,

"Oh, that's a lot of metalwork! Did that hurt?"

I have a piercing "down below", and ordinarily I don't mind answering the "did it hurt?" question...but please, not while you're down there with a speculum and your rubber gloves.

*squirm*

 

[fs22]

I had the embarrasment of having to ask the Nurse for a hand to get up off the bed after my 1st smear test.....I had a very bad back!

 

[JezVonSavage]

Nice, She'll never forget you!

 

[interested92]

bahahahahahaha I'm sorry you just made pepsi max come out of my nose lal over my laptop hahahaha!

I'm sorry! erm... *hugs*?!

 

[xMandyDx]

Strangely, things like this are always happening to me lol

 

[xMandyDx]

I was once chatted up by a gravedigger, whose best line was to tell me (very cheerily) that he wouldn't have to dig a long grave for me, cos I'd fit in a small one.... dear Lord!

 

[interested92]

I was once chatted up by a gravedigger, whose best line was to tell me (very cheerily) that he wouldn't have to dig a long grave for me, cos I'd fit in a small one.... dear Lord!

I tend to just be the nutmagnet on busses, in lines, at the hospital etc.

 

[xMandyDx]

I attract them everywhere... it must be my perfume or shampoo or something...