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[magickmel]

and constantly looked in the mirror

 

[Mini]

and decided with the left over money....

 

[kazz]

he'd buy some red shoes

 

[magickmel]

He was SO vain it was....

 

[kazz]

those ones with chrome heela

 

[supergran]

but he kept falling of them.......

 

[magickmel]

and broke his left leg

 

[supergran]

so off he went with his crutch.............

 

[kazz]

to the nearest limo...

 

[supergran]

jumped in and party'ed with....................

 

[Cheb]

the wonderful girls from Specsavers

 

[supergran]

so it must have been pay day...............

 

[FatFairNForty(ish)]

because he could afford two for the price of one!!

 

[mustdoit]

or BOGOF he cried.....

 

[magickmel]

as he made a spectacle of himself...

 

[FatFairNForty(ish)]

the girls were so shocked they...

 

[supergran]

giggled all the way home

 

[kazz]

Then along came a spider....

 

[Isis]

with extremely hairy legs....

 

[kazz]

So he got a razor...