ode to us and Lipotrim

[fattothin]

wow you dont look 40....wish i was 40 again.x

 

[TracyJ]

I cant join the 40 conversation guys lol! Am i back in your good books Harriet? xxx

 

[fattothin]

kids x

 

[TracyJ]

lol x

 

[hevGsd]

i love your poem its really good,well done!

i would post my before pic and my during pic (noway near after pic yet!) but i need 20posts to get an avatar i think??? so i better get posting!

well done all of you though i can honestly say you all look great!

 

[Shazpaz]

Get posting hun, then you can join the fun.
x

 

[harriet2]

you werent ever in my bad books tracey xxxx

h x

 

[Shazpaz]

Speaking of 40.............I'm nearly there. Hubby dear turned 40 in January which I never stop reminding him of LOL. I've got a couple of years to go. The thing that winds me up is he's got soooooo much better with age. What is it with men.

 

[harriet2]

i know its just not fair..we have this complicated cleanse tone moisture regime once we get older, start to spend more time titivating ourselves to make sure things dont drop off or go south when we hit a 'certain age', spending inordinate amounts of money on things they say is a must have lol ...and they can get away with it all it seems!!! my OH looks fine i have to say with a bit of grey at the temples but if he wanted to dye his hair etc id be all right with it

enough said lol

h xx

 

[fattothin]

Must say I hope it doesnt fall off, but it can go as far south as it wants x

 

[Shazpaz]

I know....I'm always trying new moisturisers....am sticking with ROC at the moment though. It does work to keep those wrinkles at bay. Its my eyes I've noticed the biggest aging process with though. I used to have nice bright eyes, now the skin over the top is not as fresh as it used to be:sigh: I would have an upper eye lift, but I cannot justify spending our money on that. Hubby sooooo sweet though and tells me I'm lovely anyway so I suppose thats all that matters (although I'm sure he knows I'd be spending his hard earned cash if he didn't say that LOL).

 

[Mini]

Look at me now

Look at me now, unhealthy and down
always sad, expression a frown,
face and body all bloated and round,
gaining and gaining that extra pound.

Off to the shop to buy some new kit,
elasticated waist, but that’s all that will fit,
super size and triple XL,
it covers me up no one can tell.

A beer with a mate as he’s just got wed
I pose for that photo with fear and dread,
praying the lens gets only shoulders and head,
chest out, breath in, my face turning red.

Off to work I board the plane,
I sit in my seat it’s such a pain,
struggling with my seat belt across my lap,
I finally succeed then my mate starts to clap.

Look at me now I’m as big as a cow
I have to do something and stop all this munching.
Inactive, bad eating and all this boozing,
me and my life are definitely loosing.

Boxing Day morning I feel a little rough,
I stand on the scales, all in the buff.
With a crunch, bang, creak and a groan,
the needle fly’s around and hits 20 stone.

So onto the net for that perfect diet,
too many to choose from it’s such a riot.
I keep on looking but it’s looking grim,
but just one sticks out, and it’s Lipotrim

So it’s down to the chemist for my weekly supply,
feeling excited I am going to give this a try,
just one week on and I stood on the scales,
I couldn’t believe it Gazza’s back on the rails.

Now three months in and 5 stone less,
I look quite good and not such a mess,
for that transition into ketosis and all that water,
it really is worth all the toil and the slaughter.

Without minimins here on the net,
I would have given up that’s a safe bet,
just read through the threads and please take heed,
I promise you one thing, you will succeed.

Which ever diet, you decide to take on,
it’s a small part of your life and it won’t take long,
let’s not forget where in this together,
and before you know it you will be as light as a feather.

Now as for me, soon my journey will end,
and to be fair it’s nearly sent me around the bend,
but at the end I shall take a bow,
all happy and smiling, look at me now!

Gazza.

WEll done!!!:happy096:arty0011:arty0011:arty0011:


Love Mini xxx

 

[Wobble Wonder]

Just seeing this poem now.. it's brilliant!!! Very eloquant and inspirational - you've a way with words young man, well done!!