Jennyonaplate
Gold Member
Ok my amusing dates from the internet are as follows:
Steve: was 5 inches shorter than he said, used pictures 5 years old and described himself as a cook when he said he was making a roast for his mum using a rotisserie chicken and pre-made mash.
Adam: Completely fell in love with me and sat there with love hearts in his eyes while I got drunk to compensate for him telling me about electrical engineering for 2 hours!
Rowly (full name Rowland!): Very amusing but he was again 3 inches shorter than he said - we're still good friends though.
Martin: Was a complete bore and asked me out on holiday, to dinner, to a dinner party, to go salsa dancing, camping, for a walk, for lunch to a comedy club and also to a pub throughout the course of a very dull drink. Apparently he didn't hear the rejections i kept giving him.
Paul: Very much 'nice but dim' - he took 30 minutes to decide what to eat from a pub sandwich menu.
Tom: lovely boy, still friends now and have even been camping together - but our date was hysterical at an indian restaurant where the people serving seemed like they really had been born the day before - onion bhaji's served with ketchup and my lamb curry being an entire lamb shank served with a spoon!
Dave: never actually made it on the date with him as he seemed like a complete stalker - if I hadn't replied to an email in 5 minutes i'd get a barrarge of emails and texts checking I was ok!
All in all it was a very funny experience! 1.5 stone to go and i'll do it all again!
Steve: was 5 inches shorter than he said, used pictures 5 years old and described himself as a cook when he said he was making a roast for his mum using a rotisserie chicken and pre-made mash.
Adam: Completely fell in love with me and sat there with love hearts in his eyes while I got drunk to compensate for him telling me about electrical engineering for 2 hours!
Rowly (full name Rowland!): Very amusing but he was again 3 inches shorter than he said - we're still good friends though.
Martin: Was a complete bore and asked me out on holiday, to dinner, to a dinner party, to go salsa dancing, camping, for a walk, for lunch to a comedy club and also to a pub throughout the course of a very dull drink. Apparently he didn't hear the rejections i kept giving him.
Paul: Very much 'nice but dim' - he took 30 minutes to decide what to eat from a pub sandwich menu.
Tom: lovely boy, still friends now and have even been camping together - but our date was hysterical at an indian restaurant where the people serving seemed like they really had been born the day before - onion bhaji's served with ketchup and my lamb curry being an entire lamb shank served with a spoon!
Dave: never actually made it on the date with him as he seemed like a complete stalker - if I hadn't replied to an email in 5 minutes i'd get a barrarge of emails and texts checking I was ok!
All in all it was a very funny experience! 1.5 stone to go and i'll do it all again!
