So now I have to tell you about Spidergate....omg I have never seen a spider that big outside of a zoo...let's just say it's a good thing I had spent the day on the loo already as if I hadn't there could have been a mess, was just about to come onto puter, had literally just sat at my puter and looked to my left cos I saw something move out the corner of my eye and OM f***ing god there was a humungus and I am not exaggerating, Spider sitting on the wall next to me ....I screamed, hubby laughed B**tard....and I reckon I ran the mile in 20 seconds ...you didn't see my arse for dust....screaming as I ran I'll have you know just so the whole neighbourhood knew I was having a heart attack.....with that Kirsty n Mark came running downstairs to see what the commotion was and Kirsty ran into the kitchen and ran out double fast also screaming...that's my girl :giggle: but then so did Mark hahahaha.....bless him, he's good with spiders if they are small but he hate's the huge ones too and it really made him scream....I am still giggling at the thought, this tough well built boxing expert running and screaming like a girlie, but then spent the next hour saying boy that was big I could see him holding his knife and fork ready.
So then that made me really nervy about sitting on the puter incase that was baby and mummy and daddy were yet to join him :8855:, so went and laid on sofa and that was it gone ...off with the fairies for the night and what may you ask was my waking thought ...yeah bloody great spiders...and to top off a fab spider time..I get up walk into the utility room to let the dog out, turn around and there is one of them long legged small body spiders on the wall with a little mate ...2 of the ******* staring at me ...what a great start to my day geez....how much worse can it get
Oh yeah and clever hubby suggested I took a pic of said humungus spider to show you guys, sod that bad enough it was on my wall without being on my camera too
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