Smelly Elle's fantastic diary: Weight Loss? What Weight Loss?

[Taz]

I'd be down the pub

Helping yourself!

I've changed my mind.

If I was the last person on earth I would go and raid the sperm bank and re-populate the planet with my own breed!

 

[Gemstone]

Sound like fun - I'd join you but the only eggs I have these days are chicken's eggs and I haven't even got those 'til I get to Tesco x

 

[abz]

ha. after the first generation we'd have some strange genetics going on. everyone would be half siblings unless we raided the egg bank and became a surregate...

 

[Taz]

That's not a bad idea Abz, there sure would be a little inbreeding going on!

 

[Gemstone]

Would you Adam and Eve it - we're starting a whole new wonky human race right here on minimins!!!

 

[Taz]

ELLE! Come back it's getting surreal here! :hijack:

 

[abz]

hee

come back elle. we need you to come and, well, probably make it stranger actually

abz xx

 

[Gemstone]

Yea - I reckon that could happen Abz - it's happened before x

 

[Jim]

I read somewhere once that you'd need somewhere in the region of 10,000 people who are not related to have sufficient genetic diversity.

 

[Taz]

Well it worked for Adam and Eve - alledgedly!

 

[abz]

yeah. but eve had children with her sons didn't she?? and they lived into the hundreds of years... i don't think i'd manage to have as many as she did!!

abz xx

 

[Jim]

DOH! believe what you want to believe. I can't believe I'm posting on the same thread as creationists.

 

[Taz]

Creationists? I just like stirring it up!

 

[Jim]

LOL, I bet taz.

 

[Gemstone]

Gem pulls her giant size wooden spoon out of the cupboard and thinks to herself............ a painful experience involving much scratching of the head and sweeping up of sawdust....... Ummm......

 

[elle2585]

Oh deeeear lord what or Earth did I let you all get up to on my diary without supervision! And why hasn't anyone thought of the easy option? Aliens. Alien men, they can come and help the women repopulate the Earth!! They're probably nicer than the men we've got here anyway

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

xxx

 

[elle2585]

guys im being bad, today to eat i've had 2 bowls of bran flakes and a variety of biscuits. oh and some dried figs, dry roasted peanuts and a small amount of chicken chow mein that was left over. god god god i'm just going to keep putting weight on aren't i?

xx

 

[Taz]

Aliens! Of course! See, I knew you would have the answer!

You had the munchies today? As long as it's a one off you will be fine

 

[abz]

hey honey. just concentrate on getting better. you're doing so well it won't make much difference.

hope you feel better soon hon.

abz xx

 

[Gemstone]

Haha - Aliens - and I mentioned a wind turbine earlier. Did anyone see the news tonight - someone saw lights in the sky, then a wind turbine was wrecked and a farming couple said it might be aliens. Are we making things happen on here or something? x