Smelly Elle's fantastic diary: Weight Loss? What Weight Loss?

[Gemstone]

Such smut :snooty:

 

[Jim]

your point is?

 

[Gemstone]

Ummm....... not quite sure - well I guess a no show gives rise to much speculation doesn't it.........

 

[Jim]

Uh Huh!

 

[elle2585]

Or on the sofa even...

Or perhaps in his Suzuki Swift

 

[Jim]

Ah, it's the loved up one.


Jeez, you guys must be flexible! :giggle:

 

[Gemstone]

Howdy loved-up-lady - great to see you haven't forgotten us x

 

[Jim]

forgotten us? 1 post in 6 days Gem. LOL.

 

[abz]

i think we are well and truly at the bottom of the heap at the moment

 

[Jim]

understandably abz.

 

[elle2585]

Ahhhh hush you guuuuuys I haven't forgotten you im just too busy eating. And i'm on about calorie-filled foodstuffs before you start your dirty minds a-rollin'

Oh well, I still fit well into a skirt I bought 2 months ago so that's a good sign. Wooooo.

xx

 

[Jim]

and don't forget the protein. elle

 

[abz]

i don't know whether your mind or my mind is dirty jim, but you are so bad!!

good to see you babes good news about the skirt. all my clothing is getting a wee bit tight...

 

[Jim]

Moi!

 

[Gemstone]

:cry:Boo-hoo :cry:

 

[Jim]

boo hoo? why's that Gem?

 

[Gemstone]

i think we are well and truly at the bottom of the heap at the moment

It was after this post but somehow came out in the wrong place - not sure what happened there

And it's defo Jim's mind Abz - although I'm sure there's no halo hovering above your head either :break_diet: but he is a naughty boy :whoopass:

 

[Jim]

LOL, LMAO. I'm getting a slapping then Gem. :giggle:

 

[Gemstone]

Without a doubt Jim - if you don't deserve it yet I'm sure you will before the day is out!

 

[Jim]

very probably. I'm always getting slapped here at work.

Still I'm in the girls good books this morning, they are all going gooey eyed at the baby scan.