So fed up tonight

[KD]

Sung to John Brown's Body

He jumped 20,000 feet without a parachute
He jumped 20,000 feet without a parachute
He jumped 20,000 feet without a parachute
And he aint gonna jump no more.
Chorus:
Glory, Glory, what a horrible way to die, (3x)
And he ain’t going to jump no more.

They scraped him off the pavement like a lump of strawberry jam (3X)
And he ain’t going to jump no more

They packed him in an envelope and sent him home to Mum, 3x etc

They telescoped his vertebrae into a salmon tin. 3x etc

She put him on the mantlepiece for everyone to see 3x
Glory glory...etc etc.etc

Aaaah, they don't make em like they used to.:sigh:

 

[FatFairNForty(ish)]

ewwwwww.... not so sure I'll be booking me tandem skydive now... *gulp*

 

[KD]

ewwwwww.... not so sure I'll be booking me tandem skydive now... *gulp*

LOL!!

 

[KD]

Black Socks, they never get dirty,
The longer you wear them the stronger they get!
Sometimes I think I should wash them
But something keeps telling me
No, no, not yet!

Oooohhhh used to love that one. Haven't sang that for ages.

 

[KD]

They're all coming back to me now

My Dad used to sing this one

Sung to Bye Bye Blackbird.

I've just lost my underwear. I don't care, I'll go bare.
Bye bye long johns.
They were very close to me, tickled me (hee, hee, hee).
Bye bye long johns.

How I miss that old trap door behind me.
When you see them you'll know where to find me.
I just lost my underwear. I'll go bare, I don't care.
Long johns, bye bye.

 

[KD]

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I’ll go out and dig some worms;
Long thin skinny ones;
Big fat juicy ones,
See how they wriggle and squirm.
Bite their heads off,
Suck their juice out,
Throw their skins away,

Nobody knows how much I thrive
On worms three times a day.
Long thin skinny ones slip down easily,
Big fat juicy ones stick;
Hold your head back,
Squeeze their tail,
And their juice just goes drip, drip.

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Perhaps I should be putting this in creative writing forum

 

[KD]

(Karion leaves room turning light off behind her and shutting the door quietly so as not to disturb anyone sleeping)

 

[Isobel1965]

So sorry you were feeling horrid last night, hun. I've just had a bit of a weep myself and now feel awful. Want to eat!! But that's life, I suppose.

Hope today is better for you, hun!
xxxx

 

[KD]

Whoops. Looks like I edited your message! I didn't.....honest....just pressed the wrong button as I was in a hurry...then had to go to work so decided I would reply later.

Anyway....so Issy. Why so sad? Cos you wanted food? Or something else? Just read you diary and you said you were scared of binging. What? While you're still getting the weight off, or when you've finished?

You're doing fab so far gal! Keep on trucking to where you wanna be

 

[Lesly Cambridge]

Hi KD - thanks for tiptoeing out of the room on Friday night....

I've really enjoyed singing your songs.....but now they're stuck inside my head.............................

You really didn't need that old sheet music, did you?!

x

 

[KD]

Hi KD - thanks for tiptoeing out of the room on Friday night....

Well, didn't want to disturb your beauty sleep. I turned the lights out, as nobody else would have bothered.

I know....cos I've seen them at 4:00am. Lights on in here, but everyone in the arcade

I've really enjoyed singing your songs.....but now they're stuck inside my head.............................

Ahhh. You have to 'pass them along'. You keep singing them until it gets on someone elses brain, and hey presto...you're cured