So, I have Been on Slimming World for 3 weeks now and OMG
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Oh my goodness, this thread had me in stitches... and the last thing you need in the first few weeks is someone making you laugh *PRRRRRRRRP* there I go again...
It is SO TRUE, but yes, water helps and eventually your body gets used to all the good stuff I think!
Haha, still giggling now xx
It is SO TRUE, but yes, water helps and eventually your body gets used to all the good stuff I think!
Haha, still giggling now xx
Cheekypasterfield
Rather comfy here
Im suffering too but what's the worse part is having windy attack whilst I'm doing Zumba! Lol
I'm do high impact zumba so lots of jumping and bouncing which makes my tummy gurgle and then ooooh dear lol and I can't trust them to not being smelly so i have to stop, pretend my shoe lass is undone and clench my bum haha
Doesn't always work though! Tonight i had the smelly attack and couldn't stop. My goodness was I embarrassed!
I'm do high impact zumba so lots of jumping and bouncing which makes my tummy gurgle and then ooooh dear lol and I can't trust them to not being smelly so i have to stop, pretend my shoe lass is undone and clench my bum haha
Doesn't always work though! Tonight i had the smelly attack and couldn't stop. My goodness was I embarrassed!
Pollywotsit
Silver Member
3 weeks for me too, but I'm the other end, I can't stop burping!
At group today one of the men said his wife has now banned him from the bedroom...... said he was trying to gas her while she slept!!:479:.......it was the dog!!lolol!
At group today one of the men said his wife has now banned him from the bedroom...... said he was trying to gas her while she slept!!:479:.......it was the dog!!lolol!
x_kerry_x
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hahaha hilarious! Im too scared to even do naughty stuff in case i fart during it!! Luckily, since i posted this it has died down but now im thinking im not eating enough though!
Havent seen the BF for a couple of days so he'd been breathing fresh air whilst i gas me and a friend out instead!! THink he'll be impressed with the difference when i see him tonight :-D!
Had my 3rd WI last night and lost 2.5 which took me to 7lb in total and got my half stone award, i am ecstatic!!
Havent seen the BF for a couple of days so he'd been breathing fresh air whilst i gas me and a friend out instead!! THink he'll be impressed with the difference when i see him tonight :-D!
Had my 3rd WI last night and lost 2.5 which took me to 7lb in total and got my half stone award, i am ecstatic!!
Aquasharine
Gold Member
Was having a day feeling a bit flat and reading this thread has really made me laugh - thanks guys 
Pollywotsit
Silver Member
SBDs have no room on this thread.....(Silent but Deadly)...........NONE of them are silent!!.........I started my first 3 weeks burping for England, and now they've gone South!!
I feel like (and sound like) Julie Walters on Dinnerladies!!:giggle:
I feel like (and sound like) Julie Walters on Dinnerladies!!:giggle:
x_kerry_x
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haha im glad my post is ammusing to you all! Im off for my 4th WI and im pretrified to say the least! No more farty tarters thank god but now my #2 has turned greenish in colour haha! Sorry Wayyyy too much info but im sure im not the only one!
Its funny, we bought a fish a while ago and when i started SW it got poorly and we thought it was gonna die then this last week hes come back to life (and my farts have disappeared!!) maybe i was causing him some discomfort... when he came up for food he actually got a mouth full of my arse! Well not literally but u know what i mean haha
Its funny, we bought a fish a while ago and when i started SW it got poorly and we thought it was gonna die then this last week hes come back to life (and my farts have disappeared!!) maybe i was causing him some discomfort... when he came up for food he actually got a mouth full of my arse! Well not literally but u know what i mean haha
constantlydizzy
Gold Member
OMG I've nearly wet miself laughing at this thread
My OH was always complaining saying I smelt like an old drain with my botty burps x
My OH was always complaining saying I smelt like an old drain with my botty burps x
Hazie83
Full Member
Yeah I get it quite a lot - I use tablets called windsettlers which seem to help & I find if I lie on my side for a bit it helps to get it moving! It can really hurt though x
kellmo
Gold Member
Luckily I live on my own so can parp to my hearts content
Sometimes I wake up in the morning, take a sniff & think 'hmmm, ive obviously been letting them off in my sleep again'! x
Hahahahahaaaa! I wake myself up with the rotten smell sometimes. Rank and wrong.
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