Spammers thread :)

[Allan G]

aww i hate that, well i got my car washed today so no flies but i bet there will be some suckers around tomorrow when i go out. the shinyness only last a day or two :sigh:

i wish i had gone for the silver one now, black just shows every bit of dirt up, even the day after i have washed it

 

[Mrs Depp]

Tell me about it Allan! The Megane is looking filthy!! Black cars are a definite no-no!

 

[Allan G]

Tell me about it Allan! The Megane is looking filthy!! Black cars are a definite no-no!

Travelling to and from work over the last seven days in this heat has covered the front of my car in flies

 

[Allan G]

i will just blast them off with the pressure washer

 

[Mrs Depp]

Hehe! Poor little helpless flies!!

 

[Allan G]

Hehe! Poor little helpless flies!!

They are a pain, why dont they fly around the fields looking for cow pats instead of playing in the road???

 

[Mrs Depp]

They are a pain, why dont they fly around the fields looking for cow pats instead of playing in the road???

I hate it when they come into the house. I have to chase them around until either I've killed them or they've flown out the window.

 

[Allan G]

Always get them from behind, as they actually take off backwards

 

[Mrs Depp]

Always get them from behind, as they actually take off backwards

Haha! You haven't seen Amy and me chasing a bluebottle around my living room, we're not bothered about being behind them as long as we manage to kill them lol!!

 

[Allan G]

Haha! You haven't seen Amy and me chasing a bluebottle around my living room, we're not bothered about being behind them as long as we manage to kill them lol!!

lesley gets the Dyson out for spiders and flies, its funny watching then wizz around the drum when you get them

 

[Mrs Depp]

lesley gets the Dyson out for spiders and flies, its funny watching then wizz around the drum when you get them

Yeah I've done that, but it takes too long, I'd rather grab a shoe lol!!

 

[Allan G]

Yeah I've done that, but it takes too long, I'd rather grab a shoe lol!!

too messy

 

[Mrs Depp]

too messy

That's what baby wipes are made for.

 

[Allan G]

Fly spray works wonders

 

[Allan G]

Spiders go into the Dyson as well, it must be like getting sucked up in a tornado

 

[Mrs Depp]

Fly spray works wonders

Eww no Allan, bad for the environment - we haven't used household sprays for years apart from deodorant and hairspray.

Spiders go into the Dyson as well, it must be like getting sucked up in a tornado

Hehe! I'd love to see that, but my Dyson probably wouldn't have the suction power anymore, it's so old lol!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

well at least you's have a dyson! ohh how id love to treat myself to one of those, i need a new vacum..im sick of been on the borrow!!!!

My new one is a Dirt Devil 2000, only cost me £50 in TJ Hughes and it's really good! My Dyson is the first one they made, so really really old it still works, but not as good as it used to lol!!

anyone recommend a vacum? a good powerfull one (and no carol not for sucking up chicken nuggets )

:copon::copon: Or wall plaster??

 

[Allan G]

I have a little Dirt devil im my garage for cleaning my car out

 

[Allan G]

Its only a small one, but its good for the car

 

[Tazzi]

Mines really good. Its a phillips....and bright Purple