Spammers thread :)

[Allan G]

We need carol and Tazzi back, the thread has died a death since the holidays started

 

[Tazzi]

Awwww did you miss me??

 

[Allan G]

Awwww did you miss me??

Yep, i need someone to play with, i dont like playing by myself Carol has got computer problems, and Becky is always on her farm on Facebook. :cry:

 

[Tazzi]

HAHA that bloody farm. At least she isnt out causing trouble! I am just biding my time till i have to start work. I had to buy some fat pants too for work tomorrow. haha.

 

[Allan G]

HAHA that bloody farm. At least she isnt out causing trouble! I am just biding my time till i have to start work. I had to buy some fat pants too for work tomorrow. haha.

Are you starting back on the diet then??

 

[Tazzi]

Lol. Thanks Mr G! Well i was going to anyways...... but my arse insists! Lol.

 

[Allan G]

Lol. Thanks Mr G! Well i was going to anyways...... but my arse insists! Lol.

Dont make me come down to preston and whip you into shape

 

[Tazzi]

OH PLEASE! I could really do with a PT!

 

[Allan G]

i take it you mean a personal trainer, i will make you get a sweat on

 

[Tazzi]

Of course i meant Personal Trainer. The PT in Gosport was a bit of a meany.......but maybe thats cos i was a bit of a fatty! haha

 

[Allan G]

Well i can bend down and touch my toes, so you have to be able to do the same

 

[Tazzi]

Lol Of course i can do that!!!!! Geez!

 

[Allan G]

Well i will give you a slap on the A*#E whilst your bent over

 

[Tazzi]

Haha you would make an excellent PT Lol.

My boss announced today in a team brief that i have clearly had too many burgers on my holiday!! Lol.....the words F and Off might have passed my lips!

 

[Allan G]

Cheeky sod, i hope you told him that it was all bought and paid for

 

[Mrs Depp]

Haha you would make an excellent PT Lol.

My boss announced today in a team brief that i have clearly had too many burgers on my holiday!! Lol.....the words F and Off might have passed my lips!

WTF gives him the right to say such a thing???!!! I'm sorry hunny, but I'd have said more than F Off if I'd been in your position - what a w@nker!!

 

[Allan G]

Go for it Carol, do you want a box to stand on, so you cab kick him in the Pods???

 

[Mrs Depp]

No thanks Allan, I'll just about manage to get my hob nail boot hight enough then when he's down and screaming like a pig I'll be able to give him a gooood squeeeeze!!!!! :sign0151:

 

[Allan G]

You only want to have a feel of his nuts

 

[Mrs Depp]

You only want to have a feel of his nuts

You're so wrong Allan!! There's no way I'd be gentle with such a d***head as him after what he said to our Tazzi. He deserves to have his nuts squeezed until they pop - and I don't care how psycho that makes me look lol!!