Spammers thread :)

[Allan G]

I hope your not going out tonight, im on duty, the xmas drink drive clampdown starts tonight and runs till 11am tomorrow

 

[Tazzi]

Well since i dont have a car................ Lol. I did go out last night...but i am not drinking......made enough of an ar$e of myself last week plus i have been getting a cold since wednesday and it has finally kicked in.....dammit.

 

[Daisybank]

dont worry babe red noses are very fashionable at this time of year!!

 

[Tazzi]

It's ok j covered up the red nose and went for red lipstick instead xx

 

[Allan G]

It's ok j covered up the red nose and went for red lipstick instead xx

MMmmm i bet that looks Sexy, (NOT), are you getting your stuff sorted for your trip, its not long now

 

[Tazzi]

MMmmm i bet that looks Sexy, (NOT), are you getting your stuff sorted for your trip, its not long now

Lol. I covered up my red face you dope! Now there is no hope of covering anything up though. I am full blown ill BOOOOOO
Hope i am better for the party on Friday...minus the bags under the eyes!

 

[Daisybank]

lots of hot toddy! that will sort you out!

xx

 

[Tazzi]

What on earth is Hot toddy? ....boys? i dont think that would help lol.

 

[Allan G]

It might, its wiskey and honey warmed up, if it doesnt cure you, it will numb the pain, and you get a bit tippsy as well, so its win win all the way

 

[Tazzi]

Sounds win win....but without boys booo Lol xx

 

[Daisybank]

Babes you have a one track mind lol!!!!

Hot Toddy Recipe - cure for colds

Ingredients

A wee dram of whisky
1 teaspoon honey
Boiled water
1 slice fresh lemon/lemon squash
1 pinch ground nutmeg (optional)
1 cinnamon stick (optional)

Method

1. Put the honey into a mug and dissolve in a wee bit of boiled water.
2. Add the whisky depending on your taste. 1 -2 tablespoons is recommended.
3. Top up with more boiled water. Add the cinnamon stick if used. Leave to stand for about 5 minutes. Remove the cinnamon stick.
4. Add the fresh lemon/lemon squash, stir well, then sprinkle with a pinch of ground nutmeg if used then serve. ​

 

[Tazzi]

I cant help it. I work with men! THEY have a one track mind.....and its jumped into my head dammit.....PLUS............the fact that i am moving to a country where i have 2 friends and no guy friends..........the chances of me meeting a fella when i step of the plane is fairly remote! Lol.......so YES!!! i have OMG lack of boys on the brain haha.

 

[Allan G]

I cant help it. I work with men! THEY have a one track mind.....and its jumped into my head dammit.....PLUS............the fact that i am moving to a country where i have 2 friends and no guy friends..........the chances of me meeting a fella when i step of the plane is fairly remote! Lol.......so YES!!! i have OMG lack of boys on the brain haha.

You will have to pop into Ann Summers before you go back, it will make the check in staff smile when they see the shape on the x-ray machine :8855:

 

[Daisybank]

a land of opportunity - isn't that what they say???

xx

 

[Allan G]

Only one more week in this gloomy weather before you find the sun again

 

[Tazzi]

You will have to pop into Ann Summers before you go back, it will make the check in staff smile when they see the shape on the x-ray machine :8855:

Lol if its in my hold luggage at least i wont have to see their faces haha

a land of opportunity - isn't that what they say???

xx

Haha xx

Only one more week in this gloomy weather before you find the sun again

It was sunny today and snowy...but sunny too....lol

 

[Allan G]

its bloody freezing, and im on nights, o joy its Black eyed friday tomorrow, the second worse night of the year behind new Years Eve, a lot of people finish work for the holidays and feel the need to get pissed and fight the world

 

[Tazzi]

LOL Yup that will be me!! PWAY CHRISTMAS DO!!!!! WHOOP! Yay! 50 odd lads out on the razz and me obv.....yay!! Handcuffs at the ready Mr G

 

[Daisybank]

look out boys!!!

 

[Allan G]

LOL Yup that will be me!! PWAY CHRISTMAS DO!!!!! WHOOP! Yay! 50 odd lads out on the razz and me obv.....yay!! Handcuffs at the ready Mr G

behave yourself woman, we will be busy enough as it is :sigh: