The Perfect Man Should.....

[Mrs Depp]

Just thought I'd start this thread (inspired by Karen1972 - thanks hun!)

So, there have been a few of us talking about what type of blokes we like, what type we'd pick for the ideal partner.

I'll go first, my ideal bloke would be:

1. Above 5ft 7 tall
2. Either medium build or slightly overweight
3. He must have hair on his head but no wild styles or mullets!
4. He must NOT have a hairy back!
5. No fake tan or loads of jewellery - don't mind an earring
6. A couple of tattoos is acceptable, but no more than that
7. He must have his own home - not live with his mum!
8. He doesn't have to earn bucketloads of cash but mustn't be in debt
9. Great sense of humour is a must
10. He should love cwtches as much as I do

I'll probably think of other things but that's just for starters.

 

[Karen]

i am so so with u on most points.

1. must be 5ft 7 to 5ft 11
2. must have green or blue eyes
3. must have dark hair
4. must have a job he enjoys
5. must have noce eyebrows...none of that uni-brow stuff going on!
6. must like fat women lol
7. must be a bit mental
8. must laugh at all my rubbish jokes and adore me...even when im in PJs with einstein hair and experiencing TOTM hormone/homicidal moments.

MEN...PLEASE APPLY WITHIN

 

[Isis]

* Know plenty of good jokes to make me laugh.

* Like a good debate without getting annoyed.

* Like a good curry and a few beers.

* Be able to stay awake after ### and chat to me!!

* Know how to work a hoover and a washing machine.

* Not snore.

* Cook.

.....I'll be back tommorow with some more....lol

*

 

[Karen]

oh isis....u list is much better than mine lol

 

[Mrs Depp]

OMG mine are so boring compared to yours Lacey and Karen! I completely forgot about the unibrow and being house trained! They're definitely on my list too!

 

[Isis]

oh isis....u list is much better than mine lol

...but Karen, I love your no 5-8. I am definitely with you on those ones. Esp no 7 and must be a bit mental!!!!!...lol

 

[Starlight]

Has to be tall

Make me laugh

Be good at cuddles

Be prepared to put up with my moans and 'interesting' stories when I get in from work

Be supportive

Get on with my friends

Cook!!

Not mind me going out with 'the guys' after work :giggle:

Love me just the way I am

 

[Starlight]

adore me...even when im in PJs with einstein hair and experiencing TOTM hormone/homicidal moments.

I can totally relate to that one!

 

[Brad0053]

* Be able to stay awake after ### and chat to me!!

*

Sorry Lace, you have lost me

And the point of that would be ??????

 

[bondgirl]

* Must be able to make me laugh

* Nice body always works for me

* Must be able to hold a decent conversation

* Must be able to handle my psychotic 4 days a month

* Someone with similar hope & ambitions for the future

* Must be able to stand his ground with me:sigh:

 

[Allan G]

PMSL at you lot. so here is my C.V

1, 6ft 1ins tall
2, 14 st 5lbs, (At the moment was 17st 1 not long ago)
3, Blue eyes,
4, Tattoo on each arm.
5, GSOH, (Must have to keep chatting to you lot).
6, can cook, sew, iron, wash, fix a hoover and use it when required.
7, Decorate, mend the car, and wash it more than once a year.
8, And can switch of to you women when the painters are in
9, Bit of a tart sometimes.
10, Married.

 

[bondgirl]

PMSL at you lot. so here is my C.V

1, 6ft 1ins tall
2, 14 st 5lbs, (At the moment was 17st 1 not long ago)
3, Blue eyes,
4, Tattoo on each arm.
5, GSOH, (Must have to keep chatting to you lot).
6, can cook, sew, iron, wash, fix a hoover and use it when required.
7, Decorate, mend the car, and wash it more than once a year.
8, And can switch of to you women when the painters are in
9, Bit of a tart sometimes.
10, Married.

Damn @ no10 lol

 

[Allan G]

Damn @ no10 lol

All the best ones are married or gay sorry

 

[bondgirl]

* MUST NOT BE MARRIED, ENGAGED,SEEING SOMEONE OR IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP

 

[Allan G]

* MUST NOT BE MARRIED, ENGAGED,SEEING SOMEONE OR IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP

Oh well that counts me out, then again you cant keep a good tart down

 

[Mini]

:sign0007:

 

[Mrs Depp]

Aw Mini if we could choose who we fell in love with I'd choose JD every time

Sounds like you have your ideal man in your husband, that's so lovely.

This is just a bit of fun because Karen1972 was having a panic attack about her date today lol.

xxxx

 

[Mini]

Don't tell me I have killed this thread:sad0071:

I love Johnny too:drool:

You've good taste

 

[Mrs Depp]

Hehe Mini, it's usually me who is the thread killer!

 

[Allan G]

Hehe Mini, it's usually me who is the thread killer!

A killer Eh!!, i will have to come round and feel your collar madam