The Perfect Man Should.....

[Allan G]

PMSL

 

[Mrs Depp]

PMSL

 

[Allan G]

Speechless again, i have said before we are simple creatures, just keep us fuelled with Beer , let us rule/ have the remote control, Farting in bed is acceptable, and it is funny when we shove your head under the duvet, sex on demand, and we will do anything you wish

 

[Hedgemag]

RIGHT!!! If you do anything us women wish! THEN LET ME WIN LAST POST

 

[Allan G]

RIGHT!!! If you do anything us women wish! THEN LET ME WIN LAST POST

Your on the wrong thread, see you women need us men to give you directions

 

[Hedgemag]

NO I'M NOT......Us women can do more than 1 at a time...unlike men! And we are perfect at everything See youn on Last post thread as well.....

 

[Allan G]

 

[Hedgemag]

Have you got a pain...you are rolling about as though you have. LOL

 

[Allan G]

Just wetting myself at your last comment, of being perfect, I didnt know that women snored or farted till i got married, another one of those little secrets you keep

 

[Hedgemag]

NOT US ...............it must have been the dog!

 

[Allan G]

Dont blame a poor defenceless creature, mine sleep in the kitchen,

 

[Hedgemag]

Amazing how the smell travels.............lol

 

[Allan G]

Not that far, anyway talking of dogs, i have to go to the pet shop for some dog food catch you laters

 

[Hedgemag]

GREAT!....................come on girls....Allans going out, time to take over.

 

[Allan G]

In your dreams, ( I`LL BE BACK )

 

[Hedgemag]

Bye Arnie!!!

 

[Allan G]

HERE`S JOHNNY!

 

[Hedgemag]

HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE BEFORE....

Oh Yeah!!! AS THE ACTRESS SAID TO THE BISHOP

 

[Allan G]

Wot film was that then??

 

[Hedgemag]