This is me...my incredible journey

[weebles]

Lol weebles. You know what they say 'behind every good man, there's an even better woman'. XxxxxX

In my case, I could say (and do): Behind every good man, there is a surprised woman!

xxx

 

[weebles]

Hello Lovely Ladies,

Been yet another chaotic week around here I did increas my water considerably and guess it will take the old body a bit to adjust. TONS of exercise running to the loo every hour during my sleep. Needless to say, I am exhausted by the time the alarm goes off in the morning.
O/H is doing well - driving me NUTS! His feline friend is back to her usual self and attacks me come any chance she gets then RUNS onto his lap for protection. This alpha female thing is getting on my nerves. As I stated before: she has outstayed her welcome.
Time to consider another addition into this household

Okay, diet this week went well. No cheats, no desire to cheat and only a few temptations from other staff. Defo winning this battle.
I did increase the water intake and it has made a difference! I actually pooped without aid or struggle! Shocked the (you know) outta me (obviously) and my mind is made up: I will drink btwn 3 and 4ltrs per day.
Just got back from WI and am down 4lbs. Guess I can also thank the water for that too. The trousers I bought a few weeks ago are now big and baggy. These were the size 14 linen ones! Today i am gonna give them another wash then a tumble dry for 15 minutes to see if I can shrink them. I honestly do not want to buy another pair until the end of the month. As for tops/shirts - I am down to 3 that fit loosely, while the rest are like tents on me. Went into the local harrods (Primark) and saw nothing that intrigued me. Will pop back into town later and give some other shops a try and see what they got.

Humour wise this week?!? You will NOT believe this!!!!
OMG, can I be any more of a ditz?!?
I went into Starbucks to bring home a treat for the O/H yesterday. I placed the order (his usual) with extra foam. I dropped some coins on the floor, bent down to pick them up - didn't see the mini display there and BANGED my noggin. No worries, right?
Well.....I got his latté and had to put it in the little sleeve myself. As I started doing this..the darn thing fell (only a couple of inches) into the sleeve. No worries, but some of the foam DID shoot out. I thought the excess foam just hit the counter? WRONG. Some of the foam actually HIT.......the side of my hair.
Anyone see the movie: Something about Mary? Well my lovelies...I was Mary. I had this WAD of foam on the side of my head. The gent behind my pointed out that there was something on my head and STUPID me, thought he was speaking about the BUMP from earlier, so I rubbed the area - while wiping the hair away (not realizing that the foam acts like a gel) and said...YA! I know. Then walked away. It wasn't until I passed a store window that I saw myself and had a wad of hair sticking straight out!
DUH!!!

 

[Lozz]

Actually pee-ing my pants!!!!
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[Julslynne]

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. :sign0007: not in your case hunnibee lol. Honestly, you crease me. Your like a modern day calamity Jane. You are one mad broad. Have a good weekend hun. Xxx

:massmoon:

 

[LadyT]

Omg hilarious I actually have years running down my eyes could you be any funnier seriously xxxx

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[Gembritney]

lol how funny xxx

 

[weebles]

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. :sign0007: not in your case hunnibee lol. Honestly, you crease me. Your like a modern day calamity Jane. You are one mad broad. Have a good weekend hun. Xxx

:massmoon:

LMAO - you nailed my character to a "T".

Told the O/H your comment and he totally agrees!

 

[weebles]

Good morning Lovelies!

Well almost afternoon now.

Trying to places post onto other diaries and....I am not the fastest responder Had to log in several times then all posts were lost because....it logged me out when i tried to post a quick reply
Typical, eh? Does this site not understand that women take TIME to complete? Must be owned by a man or something.

Okay....sun is out, laundry on the line and I am gonna scoot into town yet AGAIN. I really need to find a top(s).

This is now WEEK 7 for me!!! YA fricken WHOOO.
Menu for the week is mainly chili and porridge. Only 2 bars as I want to see if this makes any difference as well.
Made chili last night and over did the tobasco sauce - hot, hot and HOT. I made it in memory of chicken wings that I would eat back home called: Burn your lips off. Gosh I love em.
So was in a sweat last night and LOVED it.

Oh, I bought a dress off of ebay. Size 12 and I am optomistic it WILL fit by July. Cute little number and should be here by the end of the week. I know I will defo need to do some serious exercising now - no slacking off or drooling at the trainer when he comes over
Need to rid the bingo wings and perk up the puppies into something where my nipples aren't lop-sided when I wear tops.
Gravity and age are cruel.

Enjoy the day ladies!! Carpe Diem!!!!!

 

[weebles]

HURRAY!!! Found a couple of tops/shirts for ....MOI!
Went back to the local Harrods and seems some new stock came in?
I bought another pair of linen trousers that sit on the hips?!? Size 14!! and they are Hipsters!!! Total shock there. They have a drawstring so this should help until the end of the month. Also got a 2 blouses and 3 tank/muscle shirts. The blouses are see-thru and the tanks will go underneath. Got a pair of....leggings? Jeggings?? Whatever....I got 'em.
AND................a pair a wide legged trousers (silk/linen) covered in flowers and vibrant colours for the summer (sz 12).
The tops are size 14 and 16 and although the 14 is a tad tight...the 16 is PERFECT.
So chuffed about this as I really thought I would end up returning 3/4 of the items I bought. Thank you L.L.T couldn't of done it without you.

Officially I am week 7
Day1

Breakfast - choco shake
Lunch - porridge
Dinner - porridge with 1/2 a peanutcrunch bar crumbled in

Water is poor today 2.5 litres and have another 750ml sitting right next to me. I honestly tried to get more in but failed.
Sat at the park for a few hours and soaked up some sun . Think my nose got kissed by the sun...awwwwww.

It is now OFF to colour the hair, and soak in the tub.
Bed sheets were washed and out on the line early, and now the bed is made up with the beautiful smells of clean. Even my slippers got a good wash and aired out today!
This should make a heavenly sleep tonight.

Take care all you lovely, beautiful ladies. Enjoy your night.
xx

 

[LadyT]

Aw thats oine productive shopping spree and get you in your smaller sizes, well chuffed for you my lovely.

Nothing like a good pamper session, which it sounds like your having tonight to end a good day on a high.

You are brilliant my lovely, stay strong xx

 

[slendablenda]

Lovely post Webbles.
Nothing like a bit of retail therapy in small sizes and bright colours to lift the spirits.
Well done you x

 

[Gembritney]

u go girl.. you will be in that size 12 before you know it x

 

[Julslynne]

Tis my favourite pastime. If it were an olympic sport I'd win gold lol. Have a lovely week Hun, still giggling at your stories xoxo:-Dxoxo

 

[gracielou09]

Like the term 'local Harrods' Brill! and glad you found some clothes, I have size 12's waiting for me in the suitcase in the attic. Although saying that I'll prob want all new ones lol.
I LOVE TO SHOP!!

Love reading your posts hun.

xxx

 

[weebles]

Ty you lovely supportive LL'rs. Yes, it felt good to actually walk into a shop and grab something off the rack...AND, wasn't in black!!
Been a lonnnnnnnng time comin.

Okay...got a bit of bad news Nothing that can't be fixed though...so really not that bad?

Saturday morn, I woke up with a sore jaw. Thought I had been grinding my teeth during my sleep? (gosh I hate that sound). So dismissed it and left it at that. Same thing happened Sunday and Monday morning as well - sore jaw. Monday night I could barely eat as had difficulty opening my moo. Even swalling was a struggle.
I got into work today and told my boss that I will be going to the GP today to see what they say. Apparently I also am very pale looking? Well according to my work mates. Also devoloped a slight rash and this morning my one eye was sealed shut when I woke up.
Got my GP appt, and i have a severe ear infection along with conjuctivitis. As for the rash? Not a scooby as why So I am on meds now and this knocks me out of ketosis...also, I can't take them with milk or milk by products. Now I get VERY ill on these pills (past experience) so I am off LL for a few days and taking the meds with a bit of bread. Got drops for the ears and eye as well.
I don't expect ANY weight loss this week but I will know why. Currently I still can't chew so had 1/2 can of soup for my dinner along with some crackers crumbled in.
Figure I will be like this tomorrow as well and by then be well enough to start back on the packs. Not one to finish meds anyways but as soon as I feel better...WHAM, back on it I go.
Sorry again ladies.....this is a tough decision but one I must live with. If Icontinue on LL, I will be sicker than a dog during this time - so need to get something in me i know works and WILL stay down.

In the meantime, O/H is enjoying the peace and quiet without my...alleged nagging??
Next thing to get fixed? HIM!!!!!!

Thanks for being here...all of you.

 

[LadyT]

Aw poor you, hope it isnt as painful as it all sounds. You dont do things by half do you!?! lol as for coming off LL well your health is more important its only going to set you back for a little while so I wouoldnt even worry to much concentrate on getting you better my lovely xx

 

[slendablenda]

Lady T - You look gorgeous - both colours hun.
Weebles- hope you feel better soon. :ambulance:;

 

[LadyT]

Thanks SB you are so sweet xx

 

[slendablenda]

I'm not sure my OH would agree with you on that!

 

[LadyT]

Oh OH's what would they know lol xx