Tillymax is trying again

[tillymax]

how funny my lot came in and said the same I reacted as you did :8855:

Tilly you be careful huni all this tidying and cleaning I have visions of you as Mrs Bucket :8855: xxxxxxxxxxx

It's Mrs Bouquet if you don't mind

where do they get their priorites from these men

and why do they think we care
what book you reading ?

i am reading one called things i want to tell my daughters,

it makes me laugh and cry at the same time and i can't put it down
ended up reading till 1.30am today

hope your ok honey, cos i am hoping you'll come do my cleaning while you have the bug

xxxxx

I was reading Jane Eyre - again.

I might write a book called what not to tell your daughters

I wondered what she was reading, too.
Just finished 'the moneyless man' or something like that.
Guy who spent a year (longer actually) without spending any money.
Was very interesting and brought out the scrouge in me.
Mark Boyle I think he was called.

Have the urge to go skip diving now.

How can you not spend anything all year

Morning Tilly hun x

What type of music day are you having today?....And my hubby has the same opinion as yours about my taste in music, particularly when he heard my mobile phone ringing, and shouted "What the fu**ing hell is that?":8855:

It was the carpenters

What's you're ring tone?

Hi Tilly

Hope you are having a good day.

Now remember don't overdo the tidying. I've heard it's bad for you. I always err on the side of caution with mine.

I have a cunning plan which I will explain in a minute

Lol .... Mine had the right hump when he realised my ringtone for him was Danger Mouse

Afternoon Tils

So have you had time for the pamper session today chook... ?
Can I just ask why Boyzone reduces you to tears ?

I don't know. Normally they don't make me cry. Tis cos I'm mental at the moment

OMG Tilly, I am so sorry, I would have gotten here earlier and not lounged about in bed complaining about my measley cold, chest and ear infections if only I'd known, why didn't you let me know you had cleanmyhouseanddancetodaftsongitis...it's deadly hun, and I have heard it can be very contagious and once you have it not only do you never get rid of it unless you get a specialist ...I think they are called skivvies...ooops sorry that's what you're called, they, the specialists that is, are called maids....but you can actually begin to like it even though it's so tiring...there is no cure for it, although I have been told if you do infect your hubby or children they more often than not get a much milder dose than we women do.....Take care hunni and pray it never developes into cleanmyhouseanddancetobarrymanilowsongsitis, cos then we'd definitely have to shoot you, my god could you imagine that pandemic ?
:giggle: xxxxxx:hug99:xxxxx

That made made me chuckle. I have some alarming news though - I like cleaning

:8855:You nut, Lily.

Ahh but Barry Manilow.
Could it be magic? Love that one.
I actually think if you don't look at him and just listen he's pretty good.

I haven't got any Barry Manilow

Ooops manners. Hows you today, Tilly?

Please tell me that you aren't into a Bay City Rollers phase today.

Bye Bye Baby - oooh I might have to get one of their cd's

ooo I want some of that stuff that you spray on and looks shiny, and am going home after work and spraying the light bulbs with polish...the oh has been away working all week....he'll be very confused if he thinks I've been polishing...during the week!!

It's so easy to fool men

ya gotta love a bit of Barry

*warbles* she was a showgirl, her name was Lola.....

Morning Tils :bighug:

The more songs you sing of Barrys and the more I think I like him


My cunning plan is this. Hubbie works shifts so when he's at work I'm gonna spray the light bulbs, blow the toast crumbs and sit and read my book or have a pamper session. When he's on his days off I'm gonna clean properly and then he'll think I'm busy all the time

Daughters cold has got to that nasty chesty cough stage. Sons got a temperature and being sick. Hubbies full of cold. Honestly they can't let me have any attention. They keep saying stuff like can you get me a drink in that pathetic voice that sick people use.

 

[Mumma K]

Liking the cunning plan Tilly

but meh to having a houseful of sickies

 

[ginlin]

It was the carpenters

What's you're ring tone?

Rather you than me listening to the Carpenters!

My ring tone is the B52's Rock Lobster

Hope the tribe are all fit and well soon, so that they can look after you x

 

[JackieN]

I like the carpenters

Sorry to hear they are all sick. You must try it, sit in the chair and feebly ask for stuff and see if they run around after you :8855: xxxxxxx

 

[Lily42uk]

Hey Tilly, hope your ok and over your obvious case of cleanmyhouseanddancetodaftsongitis today? :giggle: xxx

Ooops manners. Hows you today, Tilly?

Please tell me that you aren't into a Bay City Rollers phase today.

OMG Mrs Crumble wash your mouth out with soap, Tilly cover your ears and don't listen, how dare you take the might Rollers name in vane, I'll have you know I was a member of the Tartan Army and God Les Mckeown would be turning in his grave (if he was dead :giggle if he heard you say that, so Tilly, Remember, don't shang-a-lang, cos you made me believe in magic, just give a little love, we had a summerlove sensation, cos I only wanna be with you, but for now I'll say Bye Bye Baby :hug99: :giggle: xxxx

:8855: :8855: :8855: Lily :8855: no fear of me catching that :8855:

:wavey: hiya Tilly just popped in with a :bighug: xxxxxxx

:giggle: I've had a bad dose of it for donkeys years hun :giggle: xxxx

ya gotta love a bit of Barry

*warbles* she was a showgirl, her name was Lola.....

Morning Tils :bighug:

ear plugs at the ready :8855: xxx

It's Mrs Bouquet if you don't mind



I was reading Jane Eyre - again.

I might write a book called what not to tell your daughters



How can you not spend anything all year



It was the carpenters

What's you're ring tone?



I have a cunning plan which I will explain in a minute



I don't know. Normally they don't make me cry. Tis cos I'm mental at the moment



That made made me chuckle. I have some alarming news though - I like cleaning



I haven't got any Barry Manilow



Bye Bye Baby - oooh I might have to get one of their cd's



It's so easy to fool men



The more songs you sing of Barrys and the more I think I like him


My cunning plan is this. Hubbie works shifts so when he's at work I'm gonna spray the light bulbs, blow the toast crumbs and sit and read my book or have a pamper session. When he's on his days off I'm gonna clean properly and then he'll think I'm busy all the time

Daughters cold has got to that nasty chesty cough stage. Sons got a temperature and being sick. Hubbies full of cold. Honestly they can't let me have any attention. They keep saying stuff like can you get me a drink in that pathetic voice that sick people use.

Barry Manilow :yuk::yuk: and incase you don't quite get me :yuk: :giggle:
Good idea loving the plan Tilly, would try that with mal but he's retired now darn it lol
They're having you on hun anything to keep you on your toes :8855:, hope they get better soon for your sake xxxx

I like the carpenters

Sorry to hear they are all sick. You must try it, sit in the chair and feebly ask for stuff and see if they run around after you :8855: xxxxxxx

Jackie love, you have kids and a hubby they barely notice she's there let alone notice she's not well, all families are the same...she might and I say might as she's still a teen, have a chance with the daughter, but the male species, she could walk around naked with celery popping out of her butt and they wouldn't notice ...ooops sorry Tilly did I blow the :secret: :giggle: xxx

 

[broadsbean]

i rather (secretly) like barry manilow although i do get a little irritated by people singing Mandy to be thinking they are the first

much more a duran duran and adam and the ants fan me

hope your doing ok fellow frootloop

 

[Lily42uk]

Manilow nicked Mandy...it was originally called Brandy and was sung by Scott English in 1971 and I have it on vinyl and prefer it so to Manilow :giggle: ...I really can't stand him :yuk:
Oh and Could it be magic was definitely better sung by Take That and a lot sexier video too xxxx

 

[Mumma K]

Lol agree Lily...
But only Barry sang Copacabana ( which is probably a blessing )
Saturday hugs Tilly x

 

[Lily42uk]

Hey Tilly, hope you're having a good day my lovely nutter :giggle:...but where are ya...come out and play ...I am all alone today Jackie and Kally are both off visiting :sigh: , Crumble's doing....actually what is Crumble doing ...and all the rest of the gang are hiding somewhere ...are you all hiding together..is that called sardines....I like sardines yum not had them in a while...so shall I come find you sardines then ? :giggle:
Come out and play will ya, I always hated playing hide and seek cos I was the fat kid who had to chase them and was always too puffed to catch them so I was always the finder, while they got to hide in cool places :cry:
Don't hide come out and play please :hug99: xxxx

Oh and Kally what Manilow does could never in my books ever be confused with singing :8855: so to rephrase what you said Manilow was the only one capable of caterwauling to Copacabana :8855: :8855: xx:hug99:xxx

 

[broadsbean]

poor bored lily :wave_cry:

Tilly, hope your ok honey, i have just spent 2 days hiding from my diary

hope your doing something exciting and not just looking after everybody

xxxxx:bighug:

 

[Newday]

I am all alone today Jackie and Kally are both off visiting :sigh: , Crumble's doing....actually what is Crumble doing ...

Crumble has been sitting all afternoon with DIL who appears to be in labour.
Just dropped them at the maternity hospital and hoping on hope that this is the real thing cos if this is a rehearsal I don't wanna be round her when its for real. Scary!

 

[Lily42uk]

Crumble has been sitting all afternoon with DIL who appears to be in labour.
Just dropped them at the maternity hospital and hoping on hope that this is the real thing cos if this is a rehearsal I don't wanna be round her when its for real. Scary!

OOOOOOOOOOOOH Grannie Crumble, I do hope it's the real thing...I am so excited for you ....can't wait to hear if it's the real thing :fingerscrossed: it's quick and everything goes well for everyone :hug99: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Mumma K]

Lol @ Lily
Catawauling Manilow
Meowwww Mandy ....

Happy Sunday Tils...
xx
Where you be hiding ?

 

[LoChan1984]

Are you alreet Mrs Bouquet? :bighug:Hope those lazy sickies haven't been running you ragged xxxx

 

[Purple Patsy]

Tilly how are you doin hun?

Just had to have another fake coughing fit at work and I blame your diary. ;-)

Hope you've gotten over the cleaning bug and haven't manage to catch all the other bugs in your house.

 

[JackieN]

OMG Tilly where are you look for gods sake spray the lightbulbs with polish and come out to play they'll never notice :8855: xxxxx

 

[JackieN]

you haven't really turned into Mrs Bouquet have you :cry: cos I really don't want to be Elizabeth :cry: :8855:

 

[Mumma K]

you haven't really turned into Mrs Bouquet have you :cry: cos I really don't want to be Elizabeth :cry: :8855:

Lol Elizabeth ain't to bad Jackie...
I'm more Daisy m'self

 

[JackieN]

oh Kals surely that doesn't mean that Steve is like ..... :8855:

 

[Mumma K]

Onslow.... I'm afraid it does Jackie ....:giggle: