Daisy that just made me burst out laughing on the train... Hahaha love that you called your period a gobshi*e! X
:8855::8855::8855::8855:Hahaha it is a total gobsh*ite!! hahaha and i have a coldsore and a sty!! i look like a baddie from a disney film at the minute!! just shows my body does not agree with me staying sober!!! I NEEEEEED TO GO CLUBBING!!!! NOT JUST FOR MY SAKE! BUT FOR THE POOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO LOOK AT ME! HAHA
*Gives huge hug!!!!!*Oh and please none of my LT friends be offended, it's not you lot (you seem to be the only people I actually like at the min lol). I'm not naming threads but there are some right whingers out there and it just proves to me how supportive the LT crowd are. oh and some soon to be deleted FB peeps annoying me also. And my hubby. And my neighbours. A couple of colleagues. I'm gonna stop now. Nite nite xx
Brilliant idea
Dear mum
Why did you feed us do much as children and then reward us for eating a massive meal with biscuits? I love you dearly but without you I may not have been in this mess!
Leah
That does feel good, thanks pamdev
siany71 said:Dear people who keep telling me this diet is stupid and I will put double the weight back on and blah blah, unhealthy blah, and cant maintain blah...
Well, I've done diet pills, weightwatchers, slimming world, starvation, exercise, slimfast, '11 in 4', various over the counter slimming aids, laxatives, cutting my hair and so many other things i lost count and I STILL PUT IT ALL BACK ON PLUS SOME REGARDLESS of which one it was.
Kindly stop knocking me for trying. Do I comment that you are wearing clothes for work which are best seen on a toddler? Do I say anything about the lazy unemployable, sponging son you raised? have I remarked that your an idiot for taking back your lying cheating husband? Do I make screwed up faces when you come over to my desk because you smell revolting?
NO.
So why do you feel you should all air your opinion on MY diet? Especially when, 6 months ago when I asked my ex to leave you all suggested I could get him back if I 'just do something about the weight'. I didnt and dont want him back and if he tried just cos I'd lost weight, I'd tell him to jog on.
Thank you for your concern. Bet you'll all judge me when I'm thin too and say 'she's changed' like the last ones did!!
Kind regards
pamdev said:Dear Neighbours,
It's still November. Why is your Christmas tree up???
pamdev said:Dear Buddy (my dog)
Please please please stop farting. I love you and I love that you love me but I'd rather you went and sat beside Paul (my OH) you really are stinky tonight. eye watering stuff. nasty nasty nasty.
Dear infection that my 2 year old daughter has, fk off. As soon as. she is a wee soul and I want her all better. On the plus side, I am enjoying my cuddles from her.
Dear 5lb's that I gained over christmas & NY. GO AWAY. PLEASE. I have been low carbing, I've been living off soup. please please please just bugger off and let me get back to where I was when I came off TFR.
Dear TOTM. Now we have discussed this before. I know you are coming. there is no way you are creeping up unannounced this month as if someone even breathes near my boobs I can feel it. can you put me out my misery and just get it over with for this month??????
Phew. feel better now.