Lady Marmalade
Bad girl warning...
Do you guys have any personal milestones that are kind of unique or a bit different from the usual weight or dress size related ones?
I was looking at my "back muffins" last night. Well, there was nothing on the telly. I mean the little mounds of flesh that are sort of beneath each shoulder blade but slightly to the side, just below the bra line. I was kind of hoping they'd be gone but not quite, they are still clinging on. They are one of my milestones - when those are gone, there will be much rejoicing. I really hope they go before the hot weather so I can wear tank tops and so on.
The next one after the back muffins will probably be the roll of flab that folds over my wasitband when I sit down, but I haven't got a name for that yet. Anyone? "Front muffin"? "Pie crust"? Well, getting rid of that's going to be a biggie.
Anyone got a particular thing they'd like to get rid of, or fit into, or be able to limbo under?
I was looking at my "back muffins" last night. Well, there was nothing on the telly. I mean the little mounds of flesh that are sort of beneath each shoulder blade but slightly to the side, just below the bra line. I was kind of hoping they'd be gone but not quite, they are still clinging on. They are one of my milestones - when those are gone, there will be much rejoicing. I really hope they go before the hot weather so I can wear tank tops and so on.
The next one after the back muffins will probably be the roll of flab that folds over my wasitband when I sit down, but I haven't got a name for that yet. Anyone? "Front muffin"? "Pie crust"? Well, getting rid of that's going to be a biggie.
Anyone got a particular thing they'd like to get rid of, or fit into, or be able to limbo under?